hahaahha
I missed the first wave

look at your actual girlfriend while she sleeps.
reconsider the thought about the above chic.
if you feel dirty just for having that thought = love
if not do whatever you please.

sounds a bit strange maybe, but I mean it.

enough parking
my art too
it's ready to go but sitting there

I thinking that the new wrok

search is find a way too
god so much time

ujean sounds like yr girl is a
rokinbillie lul cherry bra

Yeh, I was just kiddin, didn't mean to picture you as a bragger (is that even a word?)...just making fun of something that according to your words seem not that much funny after all.


Not sure we're on the same page here, I mean, fucking a girl IS real life (to me..) even if she "offered herself" through the interwebsss...
Unless I'm misinterpreting your words (which is not impossible, considering my present mental state)...

Seems to me you're almost trying to find out a good reason to break with your gf, but lusting over some hot girl is not that good of a reason...at the same time seems like your relationship isn't much "alive" (and I think sex is just a portion of that scenario), so, hell, do what shabba says and think about pro-cons, and for God's sake, TALK to your girl about the problems in your relationship.
Doing things that you will regret coz you didn't have the balls/didn't consider useful to talk with your partner is just stupid.
disregard everything I said in case you already went through the "saner" communications paths with no results...
who the hell do I think I am to give "advices" on relationships?
stupid me.

I think shabba meant: if you feel dirty like a mad man = "if thinking about the other girl while watching your gf sleeps makes you feel like it's superwrong to cheat on the gf" then you still love her.
even if he made it sound like "if you feel aroused like an old perv"...

I edited for full understandment :)

thats another way to describe it!
at least you understand me man :)

and what you ve posted is kinda like the head-sibling to my heart-sibling!

Joe you are young. Enjoy being young when you are young.

it's yr age guy, and to put it frankly if you don't let yrself have some wild years NOW, then yr gonna settle down and go wild later (which will be really unfair to the spouse you put through that)

dont get that mixed up.
my test is only for the heart. not the other body parts!

ah, I thought you were older.
nr says what many people think...
But I don't think being young means being careless or that being young can avoid sadness when you realize you did something wrong/hurt someone you love etc. (just putting things on the table, not necessarily related to your "potential" actions).
btw, I got you didn't "fuck" this or the other one, what I was saying is that getting involved in something (dates/fucking) IS real life, that's all, no "moral" judgments on that, to each his own, just seemed a bit weird the dicotomy between real life/ not real life.
Again, all I say comes from an old, tired mind today...

I didnt say being young means being careless. But I think when yr young you want to be wild and experience things so that once yr older and settled down yr literally SETTLED down and don't feel like you missed out on anything cuz its out of yr system.

@nicfit

I was going to clarify myself again, but now I see what you're getting at. But I know other people have admitted that they act a little differently on this forum than they would in real life. Oh man, oh man is Dr. Eugene Felikson so much cooler than Joe Perinelo.

here's brad:



here's NR:

I think a threesome is a fairly easy cure for what ails the Dr.

I know you didn't, I was not imlpying you meant that in a bad way.

But dude, there will always be something you "could have experienced", in retrospect...but there can alos be something you did that you will regret when you get older...
You can't know what you'll think a few years from now..."damn, I kick myself for not doing those things back then" or "how stupid I was, doing things I should have avoided back then"...

Plus, the point is not what you missed, but rather how did you feel while living your life, it'all about personal satisfaction.

The point now is that DR perinkilson apparently does not feel happy/satisfied living his life as it is now (at least relationships-wise).
This calls for a change, but I'd think more than twice about what is actually "wrong", or simply "not good enough" right now before "acting".

dunno, I can't explain better.

yeah I know Which is why I say he should probably go wild now instead of surpressing it and being pissed when he's fully bald later. hahaha

^^I agree!

Its more about what you might lose instead of what you might get.

the thing is I think the Good Dr knows how he feels. I don't think he's looking for us to save his current relationship, I think he's looking for us to make him feel less shitty for feeling the way he does about someone else.

Thanks everyone. This was exactly what I needed. Fresh, and a bit more mature than my peer-group, perspectives. I love you all, this place feels like home to me. :)

stfu

The dark carnival will aid me in my lusty thirst for blood.

fyi, it was thru my "wild years" that I stumbled into the ginger that I would settle down with. So...

I want my Cherry Pie.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzg6dIF2PR0

for the record, I am cooler than floatingslowly, space and insane clown posse put together. and by that, I mean, a threesome.

[Violent J]
I need a bitch, a special bitch
I need a bitch who pussy poppin' booty switch
I need a bitch, felatio
On the freeway with my pedal to the flo'
I need a bitch, like cheery pie
I need a bitch like Bushwick Bill need a eye
I need a bitch, an alcoholic
I need a bitch pukin', bent over my toilet
The bitchy bitch, bitchin' about nothin'
I need a bitch to jizm in her bellybutton
I need a bitch, a prostitute
She fucks my homies and we could split the loot

[Chorus]
I need my cheery pie
Baby I want you, baby I want my cherry pie
Baby I want you, baby I need my cherry pie
Baby I want you, baby gimme my cherry pie
Baby I want you, baby my cherry cherry pie

[Shaggy 2 Dope]
I need a bitch, fresh out the pen
I need a bitch like Harland Williams need a chin no oh
I need a bitch, a mental case
Catch me cheatin' and shoots us both in the face (bang,bang)
I need a hoe, to use me for my money (ching ching)
I need a bitch like Chris Candido needed Sunny
I need a freak need a freak, like cherry pie like cherry pie
Like whipped cream and lemon che-che-cherry pie che-che-cherry pie
I need a woman , to let me hit it
In the bushes raw at the herpe clinic Wah
I need a bitch, who like to fight
And get her nose ring ripped out like every night (OW! bitch!)

[Chorus]

[Violent J]
I need a bitch in a cheap hotel
So I don't know which one to blame for the smell
I need a bitch, that doesn't care she don't care
She like's to finger fuck her booty in the mirror
My cherry pie, cherry pie
My cherry pie my cherry pie
with lemon jell-o cherry pie

I need a bitch hurricanranna
A bitch who suck on dick like eminem mama
I need a bitch, I need a slut
I need a bitch who like bananas in her butt
I need a bitch now more than ever
I need a bitch who gots a head that I can sever
I need my cherry pie

[Chorus]

word of advice: don't let her know you like ICP.

save that shit for a few years down the line. and by that, I mean, never ever.

I luld

dude, what did floslow tell you about the ICP shit? You just totally blew it mang. Blew it.

Christ, some of this rockabilly shit is so fucking wack.

Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata Moonlight Sonata

disturbing

I have yet to find a redeeming quality about rockabilly.

I fucking hate this 4th or 5th wave rockabilly bullshit.
almost as much as the 1st, 2nd, 3rd and just a little less than the 4th

24 november 1859
-The Origin of species
by Charles Darwin

that is 151 years

I plan on eating stuffing and drinkin as much crown as possible for the next 4 days. No fuckin work.

made this lyric

grand ma in mad max days
mended with leather and suede
no thanks
no need
for a magic lotion
i rather
puke in slow motion
no need to manipulate
from heaven with a stare
i 'll guide you
to terminal care
yes yes this bird is rare
picks away all your maidenhair
don't look
around
for what's left
enjoy the overvieuw
from graves with every breath
no i ain't jumping
from
the psychosebridge
it's my parashute
with which i land
on your heart
that same old fridge

the intro i imagined whit this song is a bit 'unpolite' so i leave that part
if you really wanna know
you still can pm for that

weekend is started
allright

thunderdome grand pa
screwdriver hands
smoke crawls along
the floor where if lands
from unfiltered tar
jungle times in the suburbs
there's money and cookies
hidden behind the cupboards
fire and riots
Koreans hold guns
better not happen
wheel of fortune reruns
with white quilted hate
mexicorn popping
strawberry ice-cream
and marshmallow topping
the animal heads
amounted to stars
with blue yellow jets
and big wooden
cars
two times
returned
now three with a care
when my baby sleeps
I try not to stare


I am trying to make that into a rap song but it is not suggestive enough
of the vibrant nature of my culture despite the (obvious) bits about Los AngelAss.

what can a poor boy do?

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ololo