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"Linnea Quigley's Ass Tastes like Copper Pennies"

great read!

My irrefutable mantra is that licking clit and asshole is the pause that refreshes. The memory of shoving my tongue deep in Linnea Quigley’s asshole is the highlight of my 71 years of living.

When we were living together, she would bring her tasty little body in front of me and after sucking on every crevice I would place her on her belly and bury my mouth in between her curvaceous cheeks. I would launch my tongue like a SCUD missile and lap her asshole with the gusto. I would eat her like she was Kobe beef and after 50 minutes when my jaws and tongue were filled with the pain of my excesses, I would flip her on her back and eat and worship her clit.

Her orgasms were so filled with earthquakes like tremors that I truly felt like I was in the Garden of Eden. Then Linnea in gratitude, appreciation and horniness would moan, “I want some of your Jew juice.” She was the finest cocksucker I have ever known and would blow me dry.

Even though we were engaged, I would give her $200 for each time I popped a load. But because I am a Jew I had to try to get a deal. So she got $200 for the first ejaculation at the beginning of the week and then only $100 thereafter. The more times I came, the more money I saved. If I could come four times a week that meant that rather than spending $800, I spent $500. That was a $300 dollar savings"

I love Tenebre, but the scene where the lesbian lovers get killed and the camera goes over and through the house is the most unneccesarry but still pretty impressive camera shot I've ever seen.

Sick link, ASP. Quigley is a babe. I would love to eat her asshole.

had anyone seen the commune? looks promising. trying to track down a torrent.

Gummo - 6/10
Julien Donkey-Boy - 9/10
Mister Lonely - 7/10
Trash Humpers - 2/10
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Kids - 6/10
Ken Park - 3/10

Oh and I watched Carlito's Way, wow!

That was the best part of the movie, haha. If I remmeber correctly, there's a making-of scene on the DVD only for that scene.

Also, Derek, "I'M RELOADED NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

PS: "hERE COMES THE PAIN"

October is horror month for me and the ladyfriend. so far watched:antichrist-meh...eh...not so hot. some really interesting moments, but as a whole very underwhelming. terrible final scene.

session9-didn't love it, but i respect some of the decisions in how it was made
REC-thoroughly enjoyed
them-we really liked this! scared the shit outta my girlfriend

coming soon: house of the devil, pulse, maniac (thanks board), and henry (thanks again, board)

feel free to hit me up with recommendations based on our enjoyment of them, REC, and foreign horror in general

have u seen her workout video?

triangle - don't expect to be scared but it's still really cool. also if you're going to watch this one, d/l it without reading anything about it or watching the trailer cos its spoilt easily.

Antichrist was shit.

Every month is horror month in our household.

netflix has about 5 movies called triangle that all look horror-esque haha...any idea when it was made or who directed it?

2009 christopher smith.

Yeah, Antichrist is GARBAGE. After some careful thought, I think Von Trier is one of the worst directors ever. I've seen everything he's done, and the most I can say for random films of his is when I see a 2 second shot and go, "oh, that scene was kinda cool." And he's made one of the only films I'd give a 0/10, The Idiots.

BTW, due to popular demand, Giuseppe is selling (most of) his films again.

just saw human centipede. doesnt seem to have much point, there's no real motivation for the bad guy to be doing what he's doing. nevertheless the fact that it goes between german, japanese and english with no subs in the way it did was enjoyable.

the mist - excellent. best stephen king adaption since the shining prob.

"I'm going to sit at that typewriter and write till I die, I'm going to write a motherfucker that can't be denied. The motherfucker of all books! Your books are dildos! Mine's a real dick! Mine's a real motherfucking cock! Dildos don't bleed when you chop em in half with an axe! But my cock BLEEDS real motherfucking blood!" - 10/10, of course

That's a bold statement. I'll give it a shot. It's gonna take one hell of a flick to beat Pet Sematary, Thinner, 1408, Misery and It though!

Too bad this thread turned to horror movies discussion about 400 pages ago.