pencil sharpeners cut things when you insert things into the hole and turn the thing,....... blood evrywhere..... splinters too as i didnt clean out the pencil sharpener after its last proper pencil sharpening use.

[buzzo mode on] Penis sharpener? [/buzzo mode off]

Choo Choo in the hizzy!!! Barely beat the Jets!!! Yikes!!

i'm seeing one of my favorite bands tonight!!!!

im in bed next to the girl im seeing
but i when i woke up this mornin there is what seems like a pillow wall between us

i dont know why, its weird, we went to sleep hugging and now im blocked off
hmm
guess ill find out soon enough

i cant stop sneezing haha! hope this is not the start of a cold.

i do kinda like sneezing but not 20 times in a row.

danke!

shit! i wondered why i feel the need for a cigarette and a rest afterwards.

"The final word on sneezing and sex goes to Dr. Mark McMahon, a San Francisco dentist who doubles as a standup comic, said: ''Sneezing is better than sex. It's a mini-instant orgasm. You keep your clothes on, you don't get involved, you can do it in public and when you're done, perfect strangers bless you."

BLASPHEMY!

Albums without the band name on the cover look better.

i need to rest after everything these days. :D

I'm tired. My brain is slow. My eyelids are heavy.

Our heating stopped working last night, and someone is coming to (hopefully) repair it this afternoon, so I'm at work this morning, and then I'll be working from home in the afternoon.

I'm tired. Our weekend away was really nice (I took some photos in the fashion museum, but there wasn't much Biba-type stuff there), but as soon as I got back to work it was like it never happened.

Sorry to hear about your cold.

Hello people, I did something bad on Thursday. Sometimes I wonder when the hell I'm going to grow up finally.

What is that bad thing?
I'm still not grown up either.

Don't worry too much about growing up. I still keep wondering when I'll start acting my age, but I take the fact that I don't as being a good thing.

Nothing that I'd be proud of.

hope there's no blood/police involved.............

oh dear nefeli, drink this and eat that. feel better.

better now that at atp.

i'd like to teach the world to sing.

believe it or not:

http://www.buffymusical.com/

http://www.quizilla.com/users/Shosha...ng%20Are%20You

http://www.buffymusical.com/

nicfit, lulz whut???????

my indestructable socks lasted a week.

There's a "musical" episode in season 6.
Go watch it, it's hilarious.
little teaser :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqUHxzW1zsA

good morning to you and all you nice guys/gals.
so, I "won" a "cd+vinyl lot" of sy stuff on ebay, included Bad moon rising and Confusion is Sex LPs, and I don't even have a turntable.

my best friend's boyfriend beat the shit out of her and i'm out for blood. i'm gonna eat that motherfucker's eyeballs.

in other news, happy early thanksgiving motherfuckers.

could i interest you in a job to beat the shit out of my friend's boyfriend for something similar and, while you're at it, slap some sense into her?

good to see you again around these parts.

if you'll pay for the transportation i would...i'm in a pretty heavy mood at the moment because i go apeshit any time i hear of a man beating on a woman. travelling is expensive and taxing. i got to go to england for free unexpectedly but not for a very good reason.

sorry to hear about that.

funerals suck. england does not.

cankersores!! hi...

hey, you going to too many funerals lately. what's up with that?

I got into work this morning convinced that it was Friday. I can't begin to tell how depressing it was to realise that it isn't.

I don't think that's ever happened to me