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EVOLghost 01.13.2011 04:13 PM

Sounds cool GMKU

I am fucking bored. Still got another hour before my next class.....

kinn 01.13.2011 05:14 PM

WHIP CREAM POURIN LIKE WATERFALLS

gast30 01.14.2011 06:18 AM

here the email i got this morning
another one from a girls on webcam promotion company
just like the other one who send me a free access link to the site
just because IT'S ME

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Your photos on your page are really great looking of you
Let me share some of mine with you, just go on MSNMessengor
My names madison21mamy@hotmail.com add and send me a message there
because I dont use email that much
I'll be on all day, thanks and looking forward to meeting you
xoxo madison

----- Forwarded Message -----
From: Madison
To: Undisclosed
Sent: Thursday, January 13, 2010 7:37:16 AM GMT -08:00 US/Canada Central
Subject: FW: The Tax Poem

The Tax Poem

At first I thought this was funny......then I realized the awful truth of it..
Gwendolen, it is a terrible thing for a man to find out suddenly that all his life he has been speaking nothing but the
Be sure to read all the way to the end.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

STILL THINK THIS IS
FUNNY?

occiputs, thus cut off, be interchanged, applying each to the

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the largest
middleclass in the world, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the hell happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'

And I still have to 'press 1' for English!?

I hope this goes around THE USA at least 100 times!!! YOU can help it get there!!!
GO AHEAD - - - BE AN AMERICAN!!!


there may be other things to think of some time, if not now.
cut in two with his reaping-hook. And therefore, when he was

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be an american?

ah this remebers me why there are so many teenage suicides
old grandpa's with young teens

this also remebers me
doctors who work for pharma companies

pharma companies remind me of illigal medicine experiments on orfins in USA

this also reminds me of scientist who work for industrial companies
and change the outcome of the scientific results

the questions is who is a real doctor? who is a real scientist?

the trace of money may have done more damage in our human landscape
then me might think or believe

now with this email of
webcab> tits and ass > reaction in brain > forget reality > euhhh

it's one sexual coma

i believe that these all the young people who commited suicide
yust needed some love and friendship

the adults were too busy destroying the modern world of intelligence

love and friendship?????

where?

i thought that born as a stupid animal the thing was to open potential and intelligence = human evolution

well, i can do it without love or friendship
YES WE CAN

gast30 01.14.2011 07:25 PM

buy your neighbours a pet

gast30 01.14.2011 07:26 PM

brush your theet with a branch

gast30 01.14.2011 07:26 PM

wash yourself before you wear a spacesuit

gast30 01.14.2011 07:27 PM

have an open ear to the songs the birds sing

gast30 01.14.2011 07:28 PM

don't believe what you read on the internet

gast30 01.14.2011 07:30 PM

when you're cooking meth be carefull

gast30 01.14.2011 07:32 PM

when people say turn the page, say read your own story

gast30 01.14.2011 07:34 PM

when people don't look you in the eye they are explaining a long streached lie

gast30 01.14.2011 07:36 PM

when you don't have much money you can steal toiletpaper in the public toilets

gast30 01.14.2011 07:39 PM

when you feel alone at a party you can better leave soon as possible

gast30 01.14.2011 07:43 PM

when you see a camera in every corner of the street don't think you are an actor

gast30 01.14.2011 07:46 PM

if you lost your job to a robot thank the robot

gast30 01.14.2011 07:47 PM

having plastic surgery at a age of 50 doesn't mean you are 14

gast30 01.14.2011 07:51 PM

after god is in the radio now god is on the internet

gast30 01.14.2011 07:53 PM

when you where young you where happy with a balloon now with a house + car + partner you are depressed

gast30 01.14.2011 07:55 PM

when a weekend doesn't feel like a weekend you're getting old

gast30 01.14.2011 07:58 PM

if someone wants to sell you the softest sheepskin you are in a biblical play

gast30 01.14.2011 08:01 PM

a fresh drink at 36 ° celcius is your morning urine

gast30 01.15.2011 09:38 AM

when you give people your name card always laugh even if you know everything from a to z is fake

gast30 01.15.2011 09:40 AM

when there is a big fire breaking out you don't need a lighter

gast30 01.15.2011 09:41 AM

if you are joing a voodoo ritual and chiken blood hits the ground don't think something is going to happen

gast30 01.15.2011 09:42 AM

when you come home always have a good lie ready for your parents

gast30 01.15.2011 09:45 AM

when you come home and you forgot your keys it's not your brain that left out on you it's you who left out on your brain

gast30 01.15.2011 09:47 AM

if you believe too many stories you have a self inflected psychose

gast30 01.15.2011 10:02 AM

if you look down you probably see your feet

nicfit 01.15.2011 10:04 AM

what if you had your legs amputated?

gast30 01.15.2011 10:05 AM

if there is a sign at the zoo 'don't feed the animals' where is the sign 'don't feed the humans drugs'

gast30 01.15.2011 10:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
what if you had your legs amputated?

you won't win a beauty contest

gast30 01.15.2011 10:09 AM

if a cow looks back at you don't think this cow is tupid

gast30 01.15.2011 10:11 AM

because you are an artist doesn't mean you gonna find a nude model

gast30 01.15.2011 10:25 AM

if you wanna make it in life take an 'image and reputation building' class

gast30 01.15.2011 10:29 AM

where the sun and the moon were when you were born doesn't mean anything

gast30 01.15.2011 10:45 AM

if you have taken erection pills don't go swimming

gast30 01.15.2011 10:51 AM

a person who enjoys classic music while thinking of killing people in a brutal way is probably a psychopath

gast30 01.15.2011 11:14 AM

because a beggar has a cardboard 'need food' doesn't make it romantic

EVOLghost 01.17.2011 11:14 AM

http://io9.com/5734850/the-biggest-b...e-solar-system
 

SONIC GAIL 01.17.2011 11:23 AM

I do not understand men at all.


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