It always amuses me how easily I can get up on a Saturday or Sunday, though, compared with the struggle that I face from Monday to Friday.

^^^I have a day off work today, and woke up an hour earlier than I usually would for work. What did I do? Went back to bed after a while pottering around, and slept like a log. Hah!

i have done both, woken up and thought it was work when it wasnt and vice versa. either way i stayed in bed and i am still alive.

hooray for the west yorkshire police!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/7096456.stm

They probably thought he was a Leeds United player. Or maybe they thought they were Leeds United players?

they thought he was a "sleeping agent" !! HA AH AH AH AH AH AA A my silly mood is endless today.

probably all or non of the above.

Adidas and Puma were founded by brothers. Adolph Dassler founded Adidas whilst Rudolph Dassler founded Puma.

i got a total refund on a flight that got fucked up! i am so happy!

uh, people keep dying?

anyway with regards to that sadistic bastard (my best friend's now ex-boyfriend), i got the key from my friend, went over to his house today while i knew he'd still be asleep, announced myself by smashing an empty beer bottle i saw on the floor of the living room (where he was sleeping on the couch) against the wall, got into it with him and knocked out two of his teeth.
i think i took care of it.

yeah really. i can put up with a lot of things but i will beat the living shit out of any man who dares to hit a woman. i don't think he's gonna come after me after today because i told him i would kill him if he dared to retalliate.

I feel sexy tonight.
And no, that doesn't mean I'm about to masturbate.

Sometimes I think I'm really dull. And dense. Dull and dense. What a combination in one man.

Dull and dense = Do the Dance. cheer up man!

Been talking to scientists all day. Trust me, I feel dense.

i had this idea oh so many years ago....

http://www.toolhawker.net/Heated-Com...tem_36253.aspx

someone buy me one. kthx.

sonicl signing off... Have a nice weekend, enfants.

have a nice weekend yourself young man.

the government (british) have lost the details (name, address, national insurance number and bank details) of 25m people in the post. whoops.

my brother and friends waiting for a record store in New Orleans to open.

I'll stop smoking. I swear. Yesterday I was out and kept refusing offered ciggies for the whole night. Yeah !

damn, slavo!

Hi, Shentov. I don't have time to chat, but hi anyway.

Just remember, when you start having nic fits, smoke a bowl

I have a day off from work tomorrow, so if I start talking weekend stuff, don't get excited and think it's Friday.

my nose itches.

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Friday: Shopping (and maybe seeing my dad) :)
Saturday: Resting :) and entertaining :( (I'm too tired to be sociable, let alone to entertain)
Sunday: Resting :)

Q. What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
A. Picket

isnt it supposed to mean something though, like if your ears itch then someone is talking about you etc?

If your palms itch you're supposed to be coming into money, I think.

well i flog myself daily for the sins of others so i guess that counts.

I've also heard that if you wear your underwear inside out by accident, it's good luck.

Isn't that stigmate?

You Italians, you're obsessed with religion, aren't you?

heh! not me, but in general is kinds true.
BTW, stigmate are a hoax, that's not the way romans crucified people. They put nails "behind the wrists", not on the hands. hands would be torn by the body weight, wrists would "support" the body.

did anyone watch invasion of the body scratchers on sky one last night? it was simply unbelievable when they showed that guy having his wound cleaned by maggots! i was nearly sick.