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Yes the beach!!!!!! I'm goin on Saturday to get my florida tan on:)
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I am bored and want to go home. Tired of waiting for the show tonight. I'm not allowed to get "drunk". Guess I'll have to put some jack in my boot.
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Or store the jack in your stomach & liver before the show and if you have any leftover, put that in yr boot.
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That could be a bit messy, but I am going to chug a loco before hand:)
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Cruising around in the sun listening to Wu-Tang with my budz was awesome.
Thank the lord for potentially life-threatening gas leaks in our public schools. |
Helz yeah
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I ate pizza today.
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I'm not that spotty, sorry.
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I am a pizza.
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YOU'RE KINDA CUTE ASIDE FROM DA ACNE |
weird spam email i just got
FROM: Cawk Suk SUBJECT: FW: RE: IS THERE SOMETHING WRONG WITH ME CUZ I LUV TO SUK CAWK I lived with a girl i didn't really like for years. i refused to have sex w/her but i did have needs so i started trolling the internet for porn. i would look at all kinds of stuff, but the thing that turned me on most was facials. i loved to see girls with cum all over their faces. it started there, but then i got into a habit of looking at pics of guys' c*cks. pretty soon i was jerking off to dick every day. i went to an adult video store and some guy was following me. i went into a booth and didn't lock the door. i had my pants down and was jerking off when the guy threw the door open. i stood there with my d*** in my hand and kept jerking while he watched. i came all over everything. he wanted to cum too, but i didn't stick around. i zipped up and left. the more i look at c*ck on the internet the more i wished i sucked him off and let him cum all over me before i went home. my (ex) "roommate" found out about the gay porn and told everyone that i'm secretly gay. the idea that people know i jerk off to c*ck turns me on even more. now i want to go to the adult video store and suck dick. i want someone i know to catch me with a c*ck in my mouth and tell everyone. i want someone (preferably a girl) i know to catch me with a face full of cum and i want her to tell everyone so that everyone will know that i secretly suck dick and eat cum. the thought of being so humiliated makes me want to jerk off even more. what's wrong with me? am i really gay? is it wrong that i eat my own cum? should i get help or should i just tell everyone that i'm gay and i love to eat cum ... YEAH MAN those storys really gt me goin i am also a huge lover of cum,i am strait but i think about sucking cock and having cum all over my face.i have sucked cock once wen me and my m8 were drunk.i sucked on his hard cock till he cum but he pulled out just as he was about to cum because he assumed i wouldnt want the cum in my mouth and it went all over my face but i quickly wrapped my lips around it again to feel him squirt in my mouth,i then sucked him for about anouther 10 minuets till he told me to stop cus he felt dirty.he then fell to sleep with his trousers down and his cock out and while he was asleep i was kissing and licking his cock,i dont know why but i got really turned on by kissing his dick like i was worshiping it.i havent had the oppertunity to have cock again so i just have to wank myself lie on my back and shoot my cum in my face |
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kk....'cid last night. Barely slept. I feel great.
Derek. Try some acid instead. |
Tried weed again last night, way more than I took last time. Nope, didn't work.
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it's always me.
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Could you guys please help me vote up this pick on Guillermo Scott Herren's (aka Prefuse 73) alias Delarosa & Asora. Nobody knows about his first alias that started it all.
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hello! we are words in a box! Salutations. Meet my pal Greetings. Greetings is Salutations kid brother. :P
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Please, up "We love our blood" on youtube.
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hmmmm then pot just isn't for you maybe.... seriously. try acid. ps. not that serious. |
I'd try acid but I don't know anyone who does it nor would I know where to get it.
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yeah. shit's hard to come by. Especially from someone who isn't shady as fuck... I've tried it many times but a lot of the shit I got was bunk. Though I did get lucky last night. w00t. One album I can't get enough of while on 'cid or shrooms.....is.....Mars Volta De-Loused in a Comatorium. Seriously EDIT: I know there's Volta hate around here. but that album is awesome. Fucking album sounds new everytime I listen to it on psychadelics. |
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its not worth it.. believe me! its not very popular anymore and its hard to aquire. actually... you really do have to try it once at least! |
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i am sore everywhere. i hurt in places i didnt even know could ache. signs of a damn good time this weekend. ;)
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It's everywhere man. |
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Modern-day people in fedoras has to be one of my biggest pet peeves ever! Unless you're Freddy Krueger or something, you probably can't pull it off. Girls look even worse with that stupid shit on their heads. |
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I LOVE ACID but I would stay away if I were you. I quit taking it for the fact that ppl fill it so full of arsenic there is not a trace of real acid left. Find you some fresh cow shit mushrooms. Natures more dependable than dealers. |
![]() This is the hardest part of making a bed, you arrange the sheets, then the comforter, get the pillows straight, but then propping that dead hooker across it correctly, pain in the ass. I keep going to Bed Bath and Beyond looking for better dead hookers, something a little lighter (you try to easily arrange 120 pounds of dead hooker on your bed) but they’re always too expensive. |
Simpsons gifs I've made:
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i just learned the term "giner shiner" at practice the other night when one of our grrls took an elbow to the twat.
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last night the fire alarms went off at 3am.
I'm feeling zombified and wondering how much renters insurance is going to cost me. |
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