I love to be abused. It feels good.

your thoughts are like lemondrops. please spam more often.

mmmmmmmmmmmmFriday.
Gonna babysit tonight. but that's not for like another 6 hours... Oh crap. I'm hungry and need quarters to wash my towels.



damn stinkin' towels.

i had to think about that

im tired
all i had to eat today eggs and coffee
im out of coffee
im hungry
i dont wanna do anything

this +1

hmmm....guess my syntax may have been weird. But It's simple. I got something to eat. Calculated the cost hoping I could get 75 cents back but no....the change was 50 cents. I am now short a quarter to dry my towels...


hmmm

I know I'm not doing anything today. But it's Friday! some may say. I have no interest(nor funds) to do anything super spectacular. Instead, I'm gonna chill listen to music until I have to go babysit my nephews.

let's do nothing.

my confusion was - why would you need quarters to dry towels?

Oh yeah....I live in an apartment....and...they have a washer and dryer here, but you need to pay for each use. They actually suck and are EXPENSIVE! The washer works ok, but it's extremely small. The dryer blows chunks. You need to use it twice each time for one load of laundry. I only use 'em for "emergenecies" I normally go home at least once a week or so to visit me mum. So when I go home I take my laundry there.

So no plans for today knox? Plan on doing nothing?


I think the word 'nothing' one of my favorite words....just a fantastic word.

i'd just hang my towels outside the window.

but i dont anymore because they told me off.

I should probably do something else, but I wanna do NOTHING.

Oh yeah and the dryer fucking does work half the time. That piece of shit ate like 6 dollars already.

There's also a sign that reads "In the unlikely even that the washer or dryer does not work please make sure that the appliance is plugged into the GFI outlet and reset if needed."

once you do that the piece of shit dryer still doesn't work. Luckily there's a laundromat 2 blocks away...

ive always wanted to laundromat but its so rare to find one.
turns out we all gotta buy washing machines.

Yeah, I've never seen a laundromat here ever. I've only seen them in American TV shows.

I found one once. But I think it was a cover for some sort of drug dealing.
I think that because some guy offered me weed.

There's like probably 10 within a mile radius of my apartment.

holy shit! We got a new dryer! It's loud...and squeaky....I guess those sounds weren't coming from above last night.

there's a party and you theme is "criminals" how do I cheaply dress up as a criminal? I have no ideas.

Fuck, I was going to say that but thought it'd be insensitive.

Thanks for stealing my punchline you ASS.

Buahaha a friend of mine beat ya to ithahaha. it's coo.

little kidss singing goo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZcFw...er_profilepage

that's so cute.

Happened 2 days ago to me.
Wanted to hide somewhere and wait till dark to get home unnoticed.

Sunny, I'll go read a book in a park in a few minutes.
Yeh. I hate hearing the world while I go around my errands.
Except for the day I nearly died under a train.
Funny little thing: when you wear earbuds people assume you can't hear a thing, and they'll go into waaaaay too detailed talks about boyfriends and stuff.

let's see, my car caught fire yesterday, i was leaving a mall in Bethesda and notice my right rear wheel well was billowing smoke, i was not sure what to do at first so i just kept driving hoping maybe the wind would put it out, which it did, but not before complete melting my brake calipers, gonna cost $1000 to repair, all for a car i never really liked

so had to skip AIDS Wolf which sucks a lot, was rather looking forward to going down to see them again

*farts*

What was that movie where the chick's jaw drops off and she heaves for a few seconds until an embalmed fetus jumps out of its jar and suffocates her?

Just saw the scene on Korean TV. Shit was way K-Pop.

appropiate since it's 420.


best sci-fi bongs


http://io9.com/#!5794048/most-righte...ongs/gallery/1

yesterday Skynet became self-aware.

I've had it beat by 40 years.

http://www.chicagocctv.com/

skynet is in chicago.

I just got a new job. :D

rollercoaster of death:

+19,3C outside....whatcha say about THAT ?? :D

well done! what are you doing?





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Thanks man! I've been looking for a year!

I got a position as the 'sign-shaker' at a Little Caesars. It's funny, since most would look at that and go "Fuck, I'd hate to have that job!" But for me, it's such a step up in life. Plus, all it is, is standing with a sign, rocking out to your mp3 player. I'd rather do that than real work, in all honesty.

But the most exciting thing about this is, it guarantees I'll be able to....

1. Afford to go to the Gathering with my 'los this August.
2. Finally move out of my parents' house again, and into a house I'll be splitting with my friend, where we'll be legally dealing high-grade bud (thanks to MI's medical marijuana laws) and making even more $$$.
3. Put up initial funding to get the production of my first feature film started.

All this from shaking a sign on the side of the road. Sounds like a good deal to me! :)

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