Those people that can unwrapped starburts with their tongue and/or tie the wrapper into a bow intrigue/frighten me.

I have a massive brainache from playing guitar hero for upwards of 4 hours non-stop.

does everything look like it's moving upwards?

rum and coke make gods of men.

No, but I do have a little tunnel vision and a 4 second attention span.

My hero.

the rum or the coke?

The godly combination of the both.

ah. when i play too much, i become unable to tell where anything is because it all looks like it's moving up.

i want something to numb my mouth.

ahh, yes. the combo is undeniable.

tequila, or orajel. personally i prefer the liquor, but hey you're your own personage.

I used to carry Oragel around for just this purpose.

jesus christ, my kingdom for twenty things of oragel. but i'll also take the liquor.

whenever i open or close my bathroom door, my bedroom door does the opposite by itself.

Whoa.

it's not the air conditioning, because this even happens when the air is off.

i'm actually really tired. i might be on later.

Prolly the air pressure.

Rum and coke is just shitty coke. No thank you. Leave carbonated drinks out of alcohol.

but vodka and red bull is like, holy hell awesome.

my jaw and teeth have calmed down for now, but i'm afraid that if i lie down they'll act up agian.

Holy fuck, facebook chat needs a block or ignore function so I can ignore the FUCKING IGNORANT SAVAGES.

put yourself on invisible!