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YES Xavier.
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Genesis P-orridge and porridge for breakfast at 14:03.
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it's 14:15 and the universe is still empty
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Punk rock isn't dead, it's just an old, sad man living in a retirement home watching jonas brothers videos on repeate wishing his athritis-ridden fingers had the strength to pull the trigger of the gun held to his head...while violently deficating and soiling his depends that are decorated in anarchy symbols and held together by safety pins
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I'm going name our next album "kill yourself" just to send nik into further nihilism ;)
Then he'll become indifferent to his own phrase |
You should call it MMMBOP 4.0 instead and make this the cover:
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I cannot sleep AGAIN. Maybe I will mop the floors
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Everyone must have more interesting sat nights. This place is quiet tonight.
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HAHA is that a grill?
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I'd reply, but I killed myself
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no problem, you can use my nike's if you want, until you kill yrself too
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That, plus it's your duty to this overpopulated earth. Kill yrself and take the sheep with you
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hahahaha
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My birthday today..doesn't say it down the page...but it is. Say congratz, bitches....!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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congratz, bitches, you didn't die this year!!!!!!
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Maybe a year or two ago I could have, but really I can't be bothered anymore. I'm too content with life at the moment. Sorry, I know feeling good is a massive sin in your book, yr holiness. Plus, why would anything I say make you kill yourself, I shouldn't even be on your radar, I'm so forgettable. |
I am having recurring dreams about being trapped in a post-apocalyptic K-Mart, forced to do battle with a lance.
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in MY post-apocalyptic dreams, at least I get a bunker (fully-equipped with machine guns). although, my recurring dreams are either about cats pooping or my house being haunted (the latter being far less frightening --- omg Circe, why do you smell so bad?????). last night, it was pooping and machine guns. :/ |
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Were the pooping and machine guns two separate elements, or was someone/something pooping like a machine gun? That's rather disturbing. I don't like poop. I always thought that of all the superhuman attributes I could possess, I would choose the ability to not produce and therefore have to void myself of excrement. Which probably means I want to be a vampire. I think we need to hear more of your dreams. |
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I can't even be bothered posting here anymore but n'ik's reply to DDD is amazing and I'm not able to rep him to tell him so.
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yes my cat is named Circe. no I didn't see her poop, although I'm sure sure she'd like me to. she refuses to cover it and the other cat (Laser) tries his best, but nothing can cover up the smell. she's a room destroyer.... I love her but the aweful odor coming from her leavings permeates my dreams. the wife thinks yogurt can fix her.... god help me.
and no the post-apocalyptic machine gun bunker was separate from the dream about piles of cat diarrhea in the hall. my machine gun failed me, and I was forced to spit bullets at my foes. I believe this dream spawns from attempts to plan for defending my real-life post-apocalyptic bunker that I aim to build in Australia. deker: you should kill yourself. |
Australia? What, were you forced to read "On the Beach" as a child?
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God, Do I Miss This Board Sometimes.
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Ryan Dunn from jackass died last night. I was watching Jackass 3.5 last night too.
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lolololol
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Why do resistance fighters/road warriors/decimation survivors always wear puffy vests and fingerless gloves?
Do the kangaroos survive in Australia? Koalas? They can be positively vicious in the right circumstances, and would likely be assets in battle. |
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I cannot speak for others; however, my brood shall be clad in black concert tshirts with skulls or other suitable death-imagery. pants are optional. it gets hot in Oz. kangaroos shall soon become hunted to extinction due to my ravenous desire for tacos. a truer post I shall never make. |
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Holy shit man, I really don't have the time to read all that...
I read the first few sentences and got a headache. Paragraphs, my friend, paragraphs. But really, I've delivered some major burns here before. I'm just too happy with things to be mean to a stranger that I dont even have hard feelings for just like you don't with me. And for the record, I sing about the bad shit that's happened and the songs that sound fun are just making fun of everyone who sings about cats and pot. (best coast comes to mind). The newest song I wrote is called "End for Us" and it's about the decline of the west and humans in general because the majority are retarded, and the rest of us thinkers who have a shred of intelligence can't agree on a goddamned thing it seems like. Plus the earth is always changing like it always has, human life cant be sustained, its a brilliant glimpse into a unique phase of life on earth... But that doesnt matter because I get where you're coming from, your point of view is "stop singing, stop making art, go out in the world you sing about and build houses for the poor or bomb the fuck out of America and all it's evil" but I'm too lazy for that. Bad shit has always happened in the world and always will, Id rather focus on the good because I'm going to die and not rid the world of ignorance or evil, noone will. Ignorance, evil, and bad things are a presence that will never be deterred, just like your presence on this board ;) Cheers mate and holy fuck, I love that 70s show. Always appreciate a good burn |
Damn, even I can't make a short post as I bitch about the length of yours.
Anyway, peace, love, and all that Glad you are so invested in my personal life though, I know NOTHING about you except your wit and anger. |
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have you ever had kangaroo tacos? no? well, excuse the fuck out of me, but you just don't know! kangaroo tacos are quite simply the best taco-flavored meal on earth. it's the taco that punches back. at least they have a chance of not becomming tacos. can cows do that? no. they can't. although, honestly, kangaroos have no chance either (when faced with my machine gun). I'll save a bite for you, toots. |
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She's supposed to be 16? holy shit. |
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Crpto take note: THIS is how you should take a photo. |
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The point is you deserve that award not because of that pic you posted or what you said there.
amen. |
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