I just want some fucking junk food.

all i ate today was cake-flavoured ice cream, triscuits, then a bowl of mac and cheese. i threw dietary guidelines to the wind.

why the fuck can't i type anymore? i have to spell check before i hit enter. what the fuck?

I'm just finishing a 20-piece McNugget thing. And not dead yet.

So far, so good.

All I had was chicken fried rice made by my dad, who is in no way obviously asian. He doesn't know what chinese food is. So it was basically rice with chicken in it.
It was so sick I didn't even eat a full plate. So, you could say I'm hungry.

with honey mustard sauce, yum. i hate mcdonalds, but i will NEVER hate mcnuggets.

One order of Crazy Bread for little Caesars...that's it. There's not edible food here....just elements of food.

at first i laughed, then i sighed. we're eating well on new years.

my gums hurt, so i'm going to lay off eating.

ha ha ha ha ha

but i have a shift key now! i just use it sporadically. besides, i like to emulate e.e. cummings.

what if much of a which of a wind
etc etc

Yeah. Mary got some pizza from publix and some mountain dew. I will supply alkeyhawl and cranberry juice or something like that. You can bring what you'd like to add, if anything. We're gonna watch shitty new years shows and go down by the pool/beach. It will be fun.

That made me lol.

haha, unless we go grocery shopping, all i can supply is lunch meat, flavoured water beverage, and a fuck ton of fiber bars. dude.. that's actually awesome.

i'm pumped.

acousti- seriously, i'm in pain. a tooth is coming in in the back, and it's pushing my teeth towards the middle. it hurts like hell.

Haha I had a professor once who said that his daughter of 7 or 8 liked e.e. cummings, and tried to imitate him. He said that he would never introduce him to a child again.

"No, honey, you're not a linguist. You're not writing real poetry. Throw it away."

We'll probably still be hungry. Publix is down the road. It's all good. 711 is across the street too.

I wish we had 711s here.

Yes, but. I mean. Eating is necessary.

I just spent an actual 5 seconds trying to figure out what a "seven-one-one" is.

Not if you're Karen Carpenter.

lol.

7-11s are the bomb diggity.

Zing! I bet she'd die if she heard that.

Or would she live...

can someone just give me some string and slam the door when i get it around my tooth?

holy shit.