my vag is off duty right now, sorry

You make your vag sound like a slouch.

it's just on break right now. back in full homewrecking force soon.

I was feeling like my home wasn't properly being ruined. Be the wrecking ball to my cheap Chinese drywall.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Satan again.

Actually, she's the one that needs to do some spreading if she wants to be given any.

eh, you want some permutation of something you do have, albeit a version that may be idealized beyond reach.

me, I want something I can't have, at least without some major magic. what I would give for your position of potential lens adjustment.

but then, the grass is always greener, until it's all been smoked.

oh my god, i solved my problem

so i thought he was fucking around w my "best friend" who fucked my last boyfriend

recently me and her made up after months of not talking and then she tried telling me that my bf now calls her for phone sex and tries to hook up w her

but i talked to him and he made me realise that shes just trying to manipulate me back to her side and away from him. she tricked me into crying about him for like hours and then thinking i needed her to help me.

i love him.

she's a fucking conniving bitch.

uh, trusting anyone in that situation is probably a bad plan.

no, i have every reason to trust him

i'll tell you more later.

okay, first let me give you some background information:

she is known to be a huge slut, recently she called my dealer up and asked if she could give him head for a 20 bag, he declined.
^ she also fucked my ex boyfriend.
she also has a history of being insanely jealous.
she is extremely untrustworthy which is why i stopped talking to her.
she is very, very good at manipulating people.
she is a heroin addict.
now, the meat of the story:

what happened was that she told me that my current boyfriend is fucking around with other girls and trying to fuck her, which is NOT true but for some reason i decided to believe her, so
this got me extremely upset to the point of wanting to sedate myself heavily. she provided me with heavy opiates which make me extremely emotional and she knows this, basically she drugged me to help her side of the situation. she decided she would upset me and then comfort me, thereby tricking me into thinking i needed her and winning me back because she is so desperate for friends.

something i found funny is that she told me she would get pissed if i told him about this. that seemed like a red flag to me so i went ahead and told him and found out the truth.

the truth of the matter is she's been the one calling him begging him to fuck her because she is insanely jealous of me because unlike her i have real friends and i don't try to manipulate people into liking me and i got my shit together and got myself clean from the dope and got a job, none of which she has managed to do and i doubt she ever will.


fool me once, shame on you

you won't fool me twice, bitch



the moral of the story is keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

I like the word "chocking" a lot.

That last part only works if you have some ultimate plan of comeuppance for your enemy.

we do.

i learned a very valuable lesson, and that is that i need to be more selective about who gets a second chance. no mercy this time.


i am dancing my ass off.

thinking about making a toasted cheese sandwich for lunch

just spent another hour or so sewing bits and pieces and ironing

after sandwich, getting ready for work. lack of sleep + early shift yesterday and late shift today = phoenix about to drop dead.

let me interrupt your story to just say: suicide-- NEVER. murder-- MAYBE.



what a cunt. KILL HER>
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so she bought your friendship with opiates? a new low!


suspense...


what a sick fuck. proceed with the euthanasia.


mmm-mmm-mmm!

i thought you were gonna quote g.w. bush and say "fool me twice-- i can't get fooled again"


anyway, good fucking riddance. sounds like you, your vag, your cunt friend, and your boytoy have been through a lot of drama lately. shit worthy of gossip girl! (i think-- i don't really watch).

but anyway, bitch, stay away from the junk. "sedated" my ass!


why keep them when you could kill them. just saying.

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severely depressed

Christians have played that mercy shit to death. This millennium is going to be all about vengeance and crushing all those that slight you.

Unwinding after Thanksgiving with a glass of Guinness, a glass of scotch, and a cigar.

i just came back from lung examination.
hooray, I'm healthy.