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Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 04:46 PM

yeah yeah ur numer 1

in omnipotence fantasies, denial of reality, hyper nationalism, violent monomania and religious fanaticism.

write it on the back of a jesus toast and post it to president bachmann from your fema camp, commie.

when she prays the oil prices go down.

floatingslowly 08.25.2011 04:47 PM

the US $ is THE BEST $ in the world!!!!!!!

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 04:50 PM

oh look at me i'm a americunt.

look at me shooting democracy into the heads of iraqi babies. can just film heroic hollywood films afterwords and reality will alter itself accordingly cuz god spake anglish. that way i nevar lose! just like nam were i won my gal sallys heart and the gooks dressed us in floral necklaces and sang their masters praises. hoo boy.

what's that little girl? you want healthcare? no you gotsta PA$Y cos anything else is socialislam. i dont care if your family have to go $40k into debt, here, have some meth instead.

that's good ole fashioned mommas home cooked ME$TH for jesus braev soldiers tu kill them iraqfastans who is drinking our oil.

i'm numba 1 coz i start counting from the ground floor.

will never put down my weapons coz the engalish are still waiting to steele my SHI$T.

they weaponized the lightbulbs, spy cameras inside the webcams.

this is it right? you're all proud of these things like you so often remind me. i'm doing it right yeah? never apologize yeah?

floatingslowly 08.25.2011 04:54 PM

no way josé. the last time I fell for that line I ended up raped in the back of an ecoline van.

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 05:00 PM

did u ME$TH GOD?

was he MAED OF ME$TH?

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple
there is no cure for what i've got

you can throw all the money and trained pyschiatrists you want at it but they'll be swallowed up and spat out curled in the fetal position of the floor muttering "make the voices go away..."

i am here to cheerlead the semantic apocalypse and turn your consciousness into a suicide bomb

the only escape is to scrape it out with a spoon and devour it

the lucky ones have the strength for that and i film it for my porn collection

 

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 05:03 PM

neo is a PU$$Y

not enuf ME$TH

just counts numbars and types ctrl alt dlt on the windows 95 in his braine masheen ape alfabet brane

stu666 08.25.2011 05:06 PM

What you are about to hear is me taking the cap off a Lysol spray disinfectant can, there.

What you are about to hear is me spraying the Lysol spraying disinfectant around the room i am in, there.

What you are about to hear is me putting the cap back on a Lysol spray disinfectant can, there.

What you are about to hear is me placing a Lysol disinfectant can down on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is the scissors snapping away at random, there.

What you are about to hear is me placing the scissors on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a quarter on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a nickel on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a dime on the table, there.

Perpendicularly the dime hit the nickel making the nickel hit the quarter, there.

Umm what am i going to do next for your ears to taste, i do not know why the fuck i am doing this.

What is something extraordinary, very extraordinary at that thus wise is me banging a pencil against the table, there.

Now to add a little honky tonk woman to that beat of the pencil on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is a rubber band, there.

What you are about to hear is two rubber bands, there.

What you have heard is me waisting time again asking myself deep inside why the fuck am i doing this.

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Keeping It Gimple
neo is a PU$$Y

but there is no spoon!

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 05:09 PM

there is a fucking spoon.

the experience of things does not emanate out of the things in themselves.

its called speculative realism you fucking cyber hippie.

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:12 PM

There is no spoon.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.25.2011 05:14 PM

If you liked Kurt Cobains lyrics when you were a kid, then Gast's posts are the adult version of them.

No idea what he's saying sometimes but now and then I think I know what he's trying to convey.

Sometimes his posts give me a headache, sometimes they are fun to read like a jig saw puzzle is fun to put back together.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.25.2011 05:14 PM

my spoon is too big...

DeadDiscoDildo 08.25.2011 05:14 PM

My SPOOOOOOON is too BIIIIIIIIIG

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nicfit
There is no spoon.

Neo can't eat soup according to the Galateo.

Keeping It Gimple 08.25.2011 05:16 PM

there is a spoon.

immaneul kunt is ded kidz.

EVOLghost 08.25.2011 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stu666
What you are about to hear is me taking the cap off a Lysol spray disinfectant can, there.

What you are about to hear is me spraying the Lysol spraying disinfectant around the room i am in, there.

What you are about to hear is me putting the cap back on a Lysol spray disinfectant can, there.

What you are about to hear is me placing a Lysol disinfectant can down on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is the scissors snapping away at random, there.

What you are about to hear is me placing the scissors on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a quarter on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a nickel on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is me dropping a dime on the table, there.

Perpendicularly the dime hit the nickel making the nickel hit the quarter, there.

Umm what am i going to do next for your ears to taste, i do not know why the fuck i am doing this.

What is something extraordinary, very extraordinary at that thus wise is me banging a pencil against the table, there.

Now to add a little honky tonk woman to that beat of the pencil on the table, there.

What you are about to hear is a rubber band, there.

What you are about to hear is two rubber bands, there.

What you have heard is me waisting time again asking myself deep inside why the fuck am i doing this.


this track always makes me laugh. And I never heard the two rubber bands.

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:20 PM

spun
 

hi derek


 

nicfit 08.25.2011 05:31 PM

 

 

gast30 08.26.2011 04:07 AM

the garden is now under water
a heavy rain and storm came down

stu666 08.26.2011 04:28 AM

i hope yr plant is ok man

Genteel Death 08.26.2011 07:32 AM

Taco Shop Drag Queen Tranny brawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2ehhySasc&sns=fb

EVOLghost 08.26.2011 07:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stu666
i hope yr plant is ok man


lol.

EVOLghost 08.26.2011 07:39 AM

fuck that spoon.

floatingslowly 08.26.2011 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Genteel Death
Taco Shop Drag Queen Tranny brawl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gi2ehhySasc&sns=fb

pre-show commentary
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pE8BKSeoq6A

floatingslowly 08.26.2011 09:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EVOLghost
fuck that spoon.

I use chopsticks.

Genteel Death 08.26.2011 09:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by floatingslowly

The Gay Life: Hate me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AdA_OeUYtc&sns=fb

Dr. Eugene Felikson 08.26.2011 02:21 PM

Shooting another music vid today.

I have 5 days to get it shot, cut, and uploaded...

... oh joy.

gast30 08.26.2011 03:30 PM

my plant is ok stu, i harvested after the rain
plants is now drying in my closed
exellent bioweed
i don't really like strong weed
anyway
i have coffee weed
time for a relaxed weekend
maybe tommorow to paris
chekout some museums

gast30 08.27.2011 04:50 AM

so..
this fuck i have been helping for about 2 months
a homeless fuck
he cold sleep for free, eat and drank

i had to listen to his shit and all his troubles
so he got a car and driverlisence
and told me we could go to paris, because i wanted to visit museums

now yesterday night he comes here wasted
this morning he tells me he went to aken, germany, to visit whores

i thought like jesus christ lowbrain
i told him what i thought about
that i have another lifestyle

so he left
still owing me 25$

seriously why did i helped this SAD DUDE

i helped another SAD DUDE who was also homeless and sexually abused
for 3 weeks
and then he went crazy coming knocking on my door and screaming, talking psychotic talk

this is what happend after helping these fucks

abusers of good people
fuck them

gast30 08.27.2011 04:56 AM

the last years come across about 4 sexually abused people
who where in extreem lot of problems

wierd sick shit

they don't need friends
they need trauma therapy

no one has to try to abuse my goodness
fucking lowbrain apes

gast30 08.27.2011 05:21 AM

i'm glad he's gone
his favorite song while he was here was

over the rainbow

 



he got lowbrain
and turn the song into

OVER THE VAGINA OF A WHORE

then he comes telling me lowbraintalk about woman beeing saved from rape

ok then
why can't he see the humantraffic
african woman beeing raped in the european prostitution
russian woman, east european woman
all raped over the rainbow in europe
then not mentioned the childeren and the youth

and massrape in africa
thailand, cambodja, world wide sextraffic

all over the rainbow
and it seems like lowbrains are here to stay




gast30 08.27.2011 05:22 AM

i had to listen to that shit song many times
fuck that

Keeping It Gimple 08.27.2011 05:34 AM

shine on, you crazy diamond.

gast30 08.27.2011 07:21 AM

shine on

this dude lived here for 1/5 months for free, compleetly free
this week...
he didn't have money to buy fluel for his car
so i give him 25$

friday , yesterday, he gets 500$ from his work
he goes to whores in germany
not give me my 25 $

now i have 4$ a bread and cornflakes for the next 10 days

stu666 08.27.2011 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bytor Peltor
Germany? Doesn't gas cost $7-$9 a gallon in Germany? Whores or not, three gallons won't get you far.

Do believe this will be the title of my next mixtape!


£25 would get me to london and back (about 140 miles)

gast30 08.27.2011 09:56 AM

Do believe this will be the title of my next mixtape![/quote] i believe you lol

gast30 08.27.2011 10:00 AM

my universal rights on food and water
a part in wild nature and a part of the waste of modernday economy, going green yay
i could eat blueberries and waste from supermarket containers ;)

SONIC GAIL 08.27.2011 02:59 PM

think i got red bugs from sleeping in the woods drunk itchy

sellouteater 08.27.2011 04:03 PM

This thread still exsists, this is awesome.


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