How you folks doin' in NY?

i always get alfonso and the other alfredo mixed up
but that's a good story there
holland? belgium? same thing
as long as your vomit the purple

My wisdom tooth hurts. Quit being a sales whore. They lied to me I was not getting paid enough to cover the expense of driving there and working 45 hours a week. Putting in resumes now at design firms. Tommorow I have a side job and I am going to look for a waitressing job closer to the middle of nowhere. Lord knows i tried.

Good luck.

die from a tampon
die you naziwhore
take a gasshower

just joking

i'm going to pick apples if i can
tommorow gonna apply at the farmers )

Finding Masculine Halloween Costumes For Your Effeminate Son
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1taC3JjIOkM&sns=fb

i'm having one of the "astral moments" again
'yes, yes jesus i can hear you' ' what? give money to the poor? ok you got it jesus' 'what??? serious is god there too?' 'hey, god, i'm fine thanks' 'what am i doing??' 'i am teaching and helping these lowbrains' 'that is very good gast30, i will reward you with 5 virgins for that hard work you have done''Oh thank you god, it's like you can read my mind'

what would you do with five virgins?

Here in this particular thread, or do you mean the board in general?

i know the unwritten laws of cool people
you are a cool people if cool people find you cool

if you want to join the club
you have to put your penis in a vagina
or your vagina on a penis
have money
take drugs
look good

then you can join the teenageclub of "cooooooooooooool people"

this philosophy took me some years to find out

i'm still NOT WELCOME to cool peoples teenageclub
bouhouhou

i take them to my cave
then cut of their skins and make wallpaper from it
where i use their blood to write
god is dead on it
their virgin vagina's, i would let intact and place them behind glass, vacuum,
for the protection that if visitors want to put their fingers in it

then i would sell their organs to rich people
so i could go and take plastic surgery
buy drugs
pop a viagra
and join the teenage coolpeoples club

Where does one sign up for this club? And do they offer snacks?

lol evol

it's become more like a syndrome
fly'res with the message "bring your own booze" are the party's without snacks ;)

if your are going i have some pills of fake japanese viagra left
wich do have some side effects
your balls will glow in the dark

belgium mayer busted on video lol

http://lifetoday.be/2011/08/video-il...st-seks-toren/

she is called a tower fucker now lol

there's BANK HOLIDAY in our lands today!
no fucking work. so i'm sitting around, drinking coffee, thinking about which record to spin.

need a lake, a boat and a flowerpowerchik
also some candles and weed

^ don't forget SYR8.

SYR8 ? didn't have a listen jet
if it gets close to the sphere of this i would play it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i27t5txCrwg

eeuuuhhhhh
just got home from a 3/5 hour bike ride
sunny day went into nature
roll a joint
then findout i have no lighter
had to go all the way into the civilized world for a lighter
then hit another nature park
had a pitstop at a lake
sadly there was no hippiechik in a boat

a baby duck diving for food was the live nature show

anyway
waiting for the shop to open and get me some vegtables
gonna eat them with falafel

my lungs are melting.
this is going to be a stressful weekend.
i'm freezing, my bones are freezing, i can't feel my feet.
i wish after all this time people would believe me when i say i can't go out.

Pffffff....I wish I can stay home. I have to go to a wedding....UGH!>

I wish I could go to a wedding. Nobody has invited me to a wedding in like... forever. I don't know people who get married. Haven't had the chance to wear a proper dress and high heels and get drunk on free booze in years.

Yeah....Im' only looking forward to the free booze....seriouslly....that's it.

 

weddings that's soo barby and ken
getting drunk there would make me feel ill

wedding & funerals that part is deleted form outdoor activities

hmmm bored
waiting for mail from an ultra hot chik
i give her 24h :cool:

what else is there? well, the dress and make up but not for you i guess.

I need $1100 in 11 days. Still waiting to hear about my new job. FUCK

^^ FUCK man
that's bad

i'm looking for a job too
but i'm not at the piont of becoming homeless in 11 days

i hate those things
that sucks bad
i hate the intire financial systems of rich bankpeople and rich politicians and rich religious folks

all joined forces to kill the poor
for that i hope there is a god that would punish them in the next life
that they turn into sexslaves of GOD

it's simply not fair
you sonic gail needs 1100 $

a pig phedofile multinatinal worker has 100.000 $ a week
human traffic = modernday economy

the big leaders of G8 & G20 like to put their dicks into whores too
so they are all connected

you know that say from old cop movies

'crime don't pay'

beeing a modern human pays even less

luxury whores in dubai
luxury whores in the kremlin
luxury whores in brussel

all submissive whoreshit

0 bravery

french girls' english knowledge seems to be quite poor.

wow!!!! thnx gast:) I've lived by all thier rules, I did what they all said I should do yet I am FUCKED. Starting to think sinful thoughts:(

i don't want to be the devil talking into year ear
but

you could kidnapp a child of rich people lol

I like blood. once i split my upper lip open with a razor (unintentionally) and stood there for a bunch of minutes just watching the drops hit the sink. wonderful times.