oh, she'd get a swat team on the alert around herself 24/7 if she heard the things i say. i really shouldn't have this much animosity. but i do.

tomorrow i need to clean up my bathroom and room. again.

She's is whole different strata of moron.

On ur dumpsters, corruptin ur lulz.

whenever i text and i type lol, it always capitalizes the first l. Lol makes me lul. or llzu.

Get your hair done girlie. I now want to try absinthe.

lulz has become one of my most used words, both in type and verbally. This is somewhat frightening

i say lolling a bunch. if i can make a new form of lol, i say it. i lol'd, i lol, i am going to lol.

victor- maybe this sunday i will. hmm.

i want a shot of platinum patron. hell yeah.

Cool, so how is teh bf?

making up words is sometimes the best. Some recent ones that I and my friends have came up with:

twincest: Luke and Leia in Empire Strikes Back
Blundertwins: my roommate and any other person near him that we make fun of
fosm: a totally hot chick that you'd love to sleep with except that she is a paraplegic.

My newly made up word: coca-colonoscopy

he's calling me in a few. i wish it was friday already so i could see him.

fosm? where did that come from?!

coca-colonoscopy.. i can't drink diet coke after that kool aid story crypto posted.

If you think of lol as a tiny ref raising his arms, saying Touchdown!, it's much better.

lol

oh man, i'm lolling. or "interference!" in a super squeaky voice. aw.

fosm? Just a word that came up one day with a definition attached. I think it was a group effort. Same with wearing a tophat makes you an asshole. If you put on the tophat, you have to be an asshole to everyone, but you stop as soon as the hat is removed. We've been looking for real tophats but they've been hard to find.

Josh, real tophats are made out of beaver hide. It's now illegal to poach beavers. That's why.

i hate those crochet, head-swallowing sacks the hipster girls love to wear.

Fucking ditto.

I thought that was a joke. Wikipedia confirms it is not.

Fucking double ditto.

who would bother to poach a beaver? aside from tophat enthusiasts/producers.