as long as it's machine washable, tumble dry low.

Peta would still throw blood at your hat.

Not for imitation or Conservatives.

Encyclopedia Dramatica comes through again

Or imitation Conservatives.

WIN.

I lol'd.

There is no life form that low.

Uhhhh. Coulter.

Ah, damn. I wouldn't want a hat made of her anyway.

Buffalo Bill comes to mind.

Their egos are so diluted they won't know the difference.

He had lots of woman-like hair and makeup, he just wanted a suit. I just wanted a damn tophat, but I don't want to cause the death of furry creatures in the process. Imitation fur? Black mold? Something fuzzy.

I'm on my way, I want to see you
You're in your bedroom with some dancers underneath you
I come inside, I hear the door slam
You tell me if I really loved you I'd get with them
They make me sick, you make me sicker
But I want to please you so I go and I get with her
I close my eyes and think about me
Every time I come over to your house
You just shit on my face
And you know, you know,
You know, you know it really freaks me out

good call.

what do women think about male pubic hair?

Hahaha nice transition.

That was unnecessary, but I still lol'd.

The word "mangina" is the only reason to ever watch Deuce Bigalo: Male Gigalo.