brown sugar by the rolling stones. it was not pretty.

have you ever gambled?

No.

Have you ever been to prison?

i have been in a prison as a job but not as a prisoner. its very scary.

what was the last crime you commited?

helped a woman with a pram get downstairs, then on the same day i helped a disbled guy cross the street. i should go to heaven for that.

carpet or no carpet?

Carpet saves on heating bills, but wooden floors do look nice. On the whole I prefer plain carpet.

Patterned carpet or plain carpet?

i would spend too much time looking at a patterned carpet, though some do look nice. i will say plain today.

on average how far do you walk per day?

Difficult to say, good question. Ten minute walk to work, ten minutes back, nd around the shop and centre while I'm there. Not much, but we do try to walk quite a bit at weekends, when I'm OK to.

How far do you reckon you've walked so far today?

a good few miles. i walk all the time really. on sunday night i had to walk back from the mv/ee show at 1.30am and it was five miles.

person to be stuck on a desert island with?

My partner. If not my partner then Aleister Crowley would be a fun companion, but he's dead. My friend Gail is jolly good to chat to. Cricket commentator Henry Blofeld is an interesting guy too. On the other hand, of course, if it were someone like, for instance, that Blunkett fellow, then I'd be free to carry out my own brand of justice without being caught. Difficult to say, all in all.

What were the last words you spoke?

Ja, ok geef maar hier.

Recommend me some black metal.

I know very little of the matter, but I'm given to understand that Satyricon are quite good.

Which mythical beast would you like to wish into existence?

Unicorn

Which do you prefer: Fast rock music or slow soft music?

Usually fast, because of all a song's components I love rythym the most. Faster rythym is a joy to listen to.

Which most draws you into a piece of music: vocals, rythym, melody or something else?

Most likely a mix between melody an vocals, I don't care much about rythym.

I have the feeling I forgot something can you help me?

Yes, Try to picture yourself where you were half an hour ago. Then try to remember the thing.

What's the last museum you visited?

Not sure... Does the Biodome in Montreal count? It's kind of museum-y, except it is a simulation of natural environments, with open areas of animals. It's wonderful. I'm going to an art museum on the 23 with my school as well...

You?

That place sounds great.

I was in the Grosvenor Museum and Art Gallery in Chester on Saturday.

What are your plans for the weekend?

Absolutely nothing, like every weekend.

Would you rather have to kill a baby or kill yrself?

Depends on how loud the baby is crying.

Sung Tongs or Feels?

Shit.... I haven't heard Sung Tongs for a while... and just for Banshee Beat, Feels.

Hippie or hipster?

None.

Punk or poseur?

Poseur.

Walk or run?

Walk.

Jogging pants: one of the grossest pieces of clothing?*

*hint: yes.

Certainly.

Name a famous figure, dead or alive, whom you think gets too much criticism and not enough praise for his or her accomplishments/talent.

Courtney Love, no matter how you look at it she has talent. If she can only focus on it. Just look at her movies, you'll understand.

You think I'm wrong?

Yes, I do.

Do you have a superior OS to me?

I really couldn't say.

In the unlikely event that a film studio offer you lots of cash to make a major documentary about a historical figure of your choice, who would your subject be?

William S. Burroughs.

If you were to record a concept album, what would the concept be?

pets or chocolate.

whens the last time something made you jump?

once for half a day and a mullet. it was just to see the looks on peoples faces.

do you play any air instruments?

Synths and trombone

Do you feed ducks in the park?

No.

Do you eat duck?

i have

the power to harness volcano ooze or edward norton's career?

The power to harness volcano ooze.

Who was the last person you said something nice to?

a man lost on the train.

(nefeli, i play a wonderful air guitar in the style of hendrix and drums in the style of keith moon)

favourite perfume?

One called 'Bashair' that a friend makes. His sandlewood is nice too.

Who was the last person you said something not nice to?

a man that was lost on the trian earlier today. he was in a panic and i told him not to worry and showed him how to get to where he was going.

favourite smell?

Nag champa incense, or the countryside in the rain.

My last question was subtly different to the previous one; Who was the last person you said something not nice to?

my housemate. she never answers the phone and seems to expect me or her boyfriend to do it and i was busy and she just ignores it, even though its always for her.

same question

A customer moaning about prices in our shop. I pointed out to him that we're cheaper than all the other shops and that I'd happily walk into town to any similar shop and check. I offered to give him the item for free if I was wrong.

That always shuts the fuckers up.

Who was the last person who moaned at you?