Wow. You gotta tell him that's unacceptable. Don't let him be the reason you cancel your cellphone, though. If you have to, it'd be better to block his number or something. The fact that you're friends would make it harder, but if he's being that outrageous then he needs a reality check.

i'm just going to make sure i don't see him for a least month, and then maybe he'll just resort to spending time with the other people he constantly talks to me about

when I grow up I'm going to marry the bbc.

A night of astronomy related programs, and lots of Patrick Moore.

<3

I hate boys. So fucking stupid.

Me too that is why I like men.

Haha. Good point.
No, me and this boy were hooking up over the summer, and we stopped that a long time ago and now we're great friends. ...UNTIL HE KISSES ME WHILE I'M LEAVING HIS HOUSE. FUCK. THAT. SHIT.

Did you act all shy and smile after, or did you make it super awkward and/or punch him in the groin?

I pulled away and was like "I GOTTA GO, BYE" and drove off. Not even kidding.

I kind of agree with acoustic, a roshambo at that moment would have been apropos, I guess.

I probably should've kneed him right in the crotch, but I'm not that big of a bitch.

Eh, you guys could laugh about it after a while, and the reminder of the inexpressible pain would keep him from trying it again. Friendship restored.

Well that's still rather awkward. You still have an easy out. "Yeah I don't know what the hell you were thinking" is infinitely easier than "Yeah I don't know what the hell we were thinking."

I just... he's a good friend, but I would NEVER be in a relationship with him. And I know he's into me. DO NOT WANT

And yeah, it is really awkward. We're supposed to hang out tomorrow and his friend Eric will be there. But still, I dunno if I wanna risk that happening again.

Awkward is fine. Confusing is bad. It takes a lot longer to die.

^ tru fax.

Yeah just tell him that he has entered the friend zone.

There should be some sort of secret code used for permission to kiss.

I think there is, but it's super secret. No one really knows it.

O lawd. It's a super secret secret code about secrecy.