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So, uh, I just bought an autographed picture of Jesus. |
Nice. I hear those are indestructible.
But I have an autographed picture of Satan, and it has the power to mythologize Jesus autographs. |
I love to hurt myself.
I hurt myself with love! |
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Well I hope you have a good shampoo to take that spunk off. |
celine dion sometimes forgets to shave her legs
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Computer Science 100=Trolling for Beginners. Today, the first day, we learned how to make pop-ups.
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Hahahaha. Nice.
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One time I was part of a forum that allowed HTML.
Oh man, that was bad. |
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Shout him down anyway! That shit can't be tolerated, even if he IS rainman. |
Sonic Youth 37 - Annex all his books and then doing a classic Blitzkrieg move on any further questions he raises. After all, war is war...
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My grumble of "don't raise you hand. put you fucking hand down, put fucking hand down" *his hand goes from half-cocked to full in the air* "goddammit" *I facedesk* was audible in a 2-person radius.
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He's one of those pretentious intellectual fucks that likes to pontificate the fact that he has no life outside of history, 30-sided die and his right hand. |
Tell him if he does that again, a gay man from South London will come and pull his pants down, and then spank him very hard indeed, whilst singing Judy Garland songs.
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The best way to handle those people is to somehow convince the professor to laugh at the guy's questions. "Haha, okay seriously, does anyone have a question that's not retarded?"
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I'll keep you posted, Melly.
acoustic: my Roman history professor did just that with a student of similar disposition, this one, I fear, will not. He's too Rick Moranis-like. |
Aw, I can totally picture Moranis doing that, too. But I know what you're saying.
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Yeah...my Roman history professor was a strong-built lad from Birmingham, so he basically took guff from no one.
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Actually, now that I think about it, the professor I was thinking of when I mentioned that was my Greek/Roman history professor. He was short and effeminate and from NYC, but I see a pattern nonetheless.
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