I do remember watching 13 and we were talking about how when we were 13 we weren't droppin' e and tripping on acid, doing our neighbors, getting drunk at school, or overdosing on god knows what.

when i was 13 i was planning cool ways to like, be an anarchist and cut up long sleeve shirts to make weird gloves.

I was thinking about how cool it was to wear eyeliner and how Queen was the best band ever.

i had JUST learned the proper way to apply eyeliner (NOT applying liquid eyeliner to the inner eye rim, for instance) and hence was trying to get that all sorted out.

I remember you were obsessed with liquid and I was into pencil. I also remember us fucking with the pretentious fucks down the street. The skateboarding pricks.

i'd cry and have red eyes from improperly using liquid eyeliner.

i hate those fucking kids still, and they're all out of college at this point. they thought they were so cool!

Good watching Gossip Girl Online.

i want an uncle jack and chuck sandwich.

I'll give a listen and try to transcribe here:

TC:JOSH!!
Schizo:JOSH!!
T:It's just like 8-a-fucking clock and we're both drunk. It's 8:03 and we're both drunk. Like we had Red Bull and vodka like maayyyyybe half an hour ago and we're both like lal, loling our asses off.
S:We lol over thing you don't lol about.
T:Yeah, we're like lollerskating and roflcoptering.
S: In a roflcopter over the mountains
(laughter)
T: Josh,You're the wind beneath my wings. I don't know what that means. (garbled speech) "What if G-, What if Josh were one of us? just a..." oh...wait, "If you steal my sunshine. I know it's not for me, if you steal my sunshine." (laughter) So, like, we have the window open and there are drunk elderly beneath us and they are talking really loudly and we're probably talking just as loud, but we can't tell because we're DRUNK! Jade has her scarf on her head but she looks like a Palestinian. I'm gonna hand this now. K, bye.

OMFG YES! my scarf! i was sat there looking like some molotov thrower.

what if josh were one of us!?

I lol'd so hard reading that. That is us in a nutshell.

Yes.

I wanna get drunk now. But i will tomorrow.

half of my fucking vocabulary is internet terms. i am lolling so hard.

Mine too. Seriously. Mine too. I don't even say seriously anymore, I say SRSLY.

Also, gonna go get another dr\ink.

That message pales in comparison to the conversation that actually went on after I called back...that is we could actually remember. According to my phone is was 27 minutes of pure win.

i don't even remember that. well, i remeber at one point i was on the bed and there were plates on it.

If either of you can recall random bits, I probably will be able to remember it. Until then... no such luck.

i jumped up and down.

YES!
I took lots of myspace-esque pictures.

there's one where my stomach came out and yelled OH HAI THERE