shall i rename it hooker spit roasting cum swappers?

You'll have to become a member of Heartless Bitches International to know what I mean.

It wasn't directed at you but whatever.Back to the subject:

^ It belongs to a pig.

when yeasty. not a good scene. it's not as bad as a poorly wiped asshole, or one ripe with dingleberries, but still unpleasant.


that would depend on the level of societal brainwash-- and if he doesn't do anything the rest of the year anyway.


not every woman is american & tv-ed out. just saying...


porkie, if i start a religion, would you agree to be its main prophet?

i'll content myself with managing the church's funds. i promise to share, of course.

Go on.I'm really looking forward to preaching to the emotionally handicapped from an emotionally corrupted platform.

hm. sounds like perfect ingredients for an internet religion. we need to open a bank account, peferrably in switzerland.

How's this for romance?

I'm spending the weekend in Montreal! More of a coincidence that it falls on this particular weekend, though. Still, the champagne and chocolate with be pouring freely.

I don't undertand.

it would be more so if Jenn and I were still together, but we deceided to break up back in December (much more amicably then the 04 one)

i honestly think were are happier now then we were, and remain best friends

now for valentines day, let me just say this

if you plan to go to a chocolate shop that makes them by hand....

GOOOO EARLY OR ORDER AHEAD, DON'T EXPECT TO BE SUPRISED WHEN WE ARE EMPTY, SO PLEASE SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL CHOCOLATIER, AND DON'T BE A DEADBEAT, DO IT EARLY

AHHHHHHHHHHH

seriously??

I'm all for not bringing personal lives onto the net, but I'm still shocked that I had no idea.

anyways......is it safe to ask if you mind me sending her valentines (written to tune of KRS-1)??

Oops :o

Oh right, now I understand. But when were Uhler and This is Not Here going out?

fine i guess we should come out. we're in a complicated long distance relationship right now.

Well congratulations! May I wish you the greatest happiness together and a great valentines!

I'll be watching hockey by myself

i'm going to wear a gargoyle costume and stroll around with a crossbow and a quiver of bricks. i will start off the night begging for spare change. then i will ride my skateboard to a bar and try to buy baby turtles.

next will be fine dining: a picnic with my baby turtles on the sloshy yet green grass that grows mightily above a vast communal septic tank. i'm thinking yams and flounder.

then we will all watch Meet the Fokkers at the drive in and retire to an igloo situated in a pebble.

i will make love with the baby turtles.

you sick fuck.

Nah, we're still such close friends, so it's still fittingly funny in a way.

Also, FloatyBoy...fuck his approval. Send 'em.

ew, hahah, that's very funny, and erm, creative. haha. Nice one.