I am critical with the perfectionism I apply to my looks as well as myself as a whole.

The problems I have with my appearance are as follows:
I have a natural posture like a middle aged man who wears sandals.
I have that 'chubby' look at the ends of my mouth and my teeth on the bottom row overlap, making me unable to smile without looking like some Aryan manbeast.
It's quite annoying when my skin isn't pale.
My head's pretty tiny in a child-like way and photographs don't compliment this at all.
I could do with an extra inch or so. (no innuendo... but then again)


However, I like:
The texture of my hair. I can do a reasonable amount with it. It's very unruly which can be a bitch until sorted out, though once it is I look like some ravishing author. Oh my, yes.
I have a decent shape of face.
My wrinkles (I'm 15 but hey, they're here to stay) look alright at the moment. They won't when I start looking like the bottom of a Yorkshire pudding but for now...
My inconsistent teenage facial furniture that is a delightful mix of peach fuzz and actual beard work.
My stomach scar is like, wow.
I have nice eyelashes.
My eyebrows ain't too bad either. I style them.
I've developed a fairy decent posture.

*disappears up posterior*

not quite. !@#$%! is one of my good online friends. he's just being complimental.

'nuff said.

thanks sweetie!

Sometimes I like the way I look other times I hate it. I can name about a billion things I dislike about my face alone.

I've never really been the most confident person. Well, I can be, just not always.

today is a shit day
wondering back and fourth to three different mirrors
my skin is dry and pale, there are odd patches of red and nothings helping
today is a shit day

This is right now in a poetic form :P

you women are cracked!! cracked i tell you!!!!

yeh im with you there sway.

Half of a my face is miserable and the other half is happier. Apart from that, i wish i had bigger boobs.

Sometimes I get the feeling that girls aren't attracted to me in person.

I guess I'm not a girl. I wish I had smaller boobs.

The problem is that i can only afford a penis enlargement at the moment, boobs will have to wait till later this year.

a penis enlargment would rock

Penis enlargement is stupid. Once a girl gets to your penis you've already won the battle.

More realistically, you could say the you've won half of it.

Well if you win the battle the spoils aren't always what you imagined. . . but still you've won the battle.

That was beautiful Kegmama. That's battle number 2. The first battle is getting them to simply like me or figuring out which ones like me that I also like.

I don't really yearn for sex half as much as I simply yearn for companionship. And nothing says companionship like a girl unzipping your fly and whipping your dick out.

;)
hehe

looks are overrated..and annoying to me....but hey thats life

maybe a permanent muffstache?

yeah!