ha ha--

no, it's called cleaning. you probably don't know what i'm talking about.

i gotta go!

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ps - i handed all your (creamed) asses.

Oh well, it's time for tea and scones anyway.

!"£$%! has gone, bring on the next victim.

EDIT: On second thoughts, I'll have one of those scones if I may be so bold?

seeing as there's nobody else around how about french chap?

Yeah, go on. 'ave 'im!

I have to go and have a little lie down though, so you'll have to deal with him without my help.

why do I get the feeling that you would stop your own grandmother's funeral if it was time for tea and scones?

PS: those are called BISCUITS.

What are called biscuits?

biscuits!

It's spelt 'cheque', you utter prick.


Prick.


Yes you are, you prick.


Yes you are. What a prick.


Prick!


Ah, but which came first? In either case, you're a prick.


Yes, yes you are. You're still a prick though, just less of one than the rest of the pricks here.

If I've missed anyone out - you're a prick.

Scones! Not fucking biscuits, not fucking crumpets, SCONES!

scones are made from triangles. biscuits are round and made from love (and maybe buttermilk).

Oh, and can I ask why none of you pricks can get the hang of simple grammatical devices? Pricks.

who let the schoolmarm in?

You fucking said that already, you prick.

Edit - That racist prick.

And you are from which colonial outpost?

the one that kicked yr ass back across the pond. :mad:

yeah, that's what I thought....mr. teabags.

What the hell are you talking about. Triangular scones?

Scones are, and always have been, round and yummy in your tummy:

Oh, that one. Do say hello to our Queen if she pops in for tea, won't you? I understand she's popped over to visit, although she won't hang around long if you keep insisting on referring to scones as "biscuits".

I'll like to be there when you try to dunk a scone.

You'd look ruddy foolish.