for a small faux-pas, that's perfectly acceptable for $200.

will it be debit or credit?

Erm. Do you take ASCII?

really because you seem pretty fucking bitter about it?

This is so good.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moronga

worst thread evar

we know

LEAVE BRITTNEY ALONE

ha ha.

what i meant is, i think even julian knows but he's refusing to accept the harsh truth.

For the record. . . I've never gotten laid because I've never tried. I've had girlfriends who would have sexually obliged me if I did try, and I've had opportunities for one night stands that I purposefully didn't pursue. It wasn't hard to get them to do me sexual favors, or to allow me to perform them sexual favors.

It's not that I don't have sexual desire, it's more that I'm just incredibly apprehensive about it. I'm like that with just about everything. I always see the bad things. I'm a chronic worry wart. I think about sex and immediately babies, ripped condoms, AIDS, HPV, and Herpes comes to mind.

you can't have that much sexual desire then.

Wow when I think about sex, I say is he really hot, will he be good in bed, is he a top or btm? Will he want anything serious? I am like what the fuck go for it.

This is a response to Julian.

yeah i'm thinking he must be a bit nonsexual. that's alright. someone has to be.

next thing we know, julian will be the next son of sam.

Hahaha. That took me too long to get.

Really. I'm not an incredibly bitter person. I do harbor it towards some people, but only people that have become my friends and betray me and relatives in my extended family who say shit about my siblings, parents, or myself.

it's a bit hard to read from the photo

and the neighbors who pissed you off, and that chick in the supermarket who gave you the evil eye, and the ones who called you a faggot on youtube, and cheerleaders, and that lady with the wonky eye that spanked you when you were 7, and the little people inside your head who tell you to do things you really don't wanna do, and...

I don't think it's that. I can't kiss a girl that I have romantic feelings for without getting a raging boner.

I'm just a big scaredy cat. Somewhere in my mental development, something went horribly wrong.

If something is 99.9% effective, I worry about the .1%

I get pissed off. Everyone does. Being bitter is lingering, being pissed off wears off quickly.