why do they all have sidekcicks!??!?!1

because omg so trendy.

dumbest thing i ever did drunk

Probably the dumbest thing I did while drunk was after my gf died, I walked to the liquor store, bought two bottles of whiskey and walked to this train yard where we used to hang out at when we were younger. I drank both bottles within a matter of minutes saw a train leaving and jumped inside a boxcar. It didn't take me long to pass out as I had drank to 2 liters of whiskey. When I came to it was the next day and a bunch of pissed off railroad employees kicked me off the train.

i spent about £500 in a strip club one time when i was drunk, which pretty stupid as i was a student and had no income, i don't really regret it though, it was fun. one of my friends blew my antics out of the water recently though, he spent £2000 (yes £2000!) in a strip club when drunk, and to make it worse he blacked out and can't remember anything further than being in the strip club for 20 or 30 mins.

junior year of high school. broke into my grandparents' home who live in the same town i grew up in but spend thier winters in mobile, alabama. i had about 50 kids there, the place got absolutely trashed, and i was waaaaay to drunk on vodka and high on coke to care. actually attempted to drive, started with me crashing into my friend cassie's car. then tried making it back home untill i eventually called my dad to pick me up halfway, i was swerving everywhere. i went to a convenience store to wait and my dad gets there expecting me to be quietly parked with the lights off, instead im vertically parked with the lights on BLASTING the 36 chambers. he runs up to my car yanks me out and starts gettin violent, he says "give me your fucking keys" and i said "you want my keys cocksucker. go get em" and then threw my own car keys into the woods. we then got in a brutal fistfight in thye parking lot, my moms is crying in the other car, and eventually my dad knocks me unconcsious, i eventually wake up with hazy memories. then had to go searching for my keys in the woods, and spent the rest of the day making my grandparents' house spotless. i realized someone stole some jewelry to from my nana.

thats the first that comes to mind, but there are sooooooo many more (prolly lke 30 at least from freshman year at college). i had substance abuse issues, and everytime alcohol went into my body i became a selfish and awful and violent person who no one wanted to be around, so i quit.

bought a flying v guitar for £500.

i can't even fucking play guitar.

The worst part is that you bought a flying v.

posting on the deep blue. like now....

yep.

don't make fun of any kid before you think back about yourself.

i might look back in embarrassment to myself in five years, since i'm only twenty.

let's see when we get there.

Haha, I still have TC's drunken voicemails saved in my phone.

oh you will, you will. I promise you!

Which reminds me of the 'x has just died' as I was coming up. HORRIBLE FEELING.

Good. You know what that means though, you owe me some drunken voicemails.

Perhaps, just bide your time.