ha! i sort of understand spanish. its about octopuss.

delicioso!

i have never had it. it looks too weird to eat.

!!!!!!!!!!!

i guess you know what that means.

da dios nueces a quien no tiene dientes.

keep it coming.

exacto!

bueno
ahora usted me ayuda a praticar mi espanol.
puedes ver que es muy mal.

no está tan mal como piensas, pero hablémonos de tú. no somos tan formales como los franceses con el vous.

si, aprendi que usted es formal. eres de mexico?

maria va a los correos.

fuck. im stuck. its pretty bad.

ha ha ha

no worries.

i'm from everywhere. or, as i heard a japanese director say, "i'm from the earth-- i come from my mother", ha ha ha.

im a citizen of the world - like my lovely grandfather says.

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALL OF YOU.

This is America, dammit. Speak English.

vete a la mierda

america is a continent you goddamn redneck

but if you're taking about the country too

it's a free country

so eat shit & die


¡bien dicho!

que se vaya a la puta que lo parió

Keep speaking in your heathen tongue and you'll find that it's all of you that will be eating bucket after bucket of John Wayne's shit in one of the lowest levels of Hell.

only in theory.

I'm jealous of your bilingual abilities.

I can understand some French, but I can't speak it or write it.

Esk eh je pu alle a la toilette?

fuck women, and other languages.