it's good stuff porks. i googled it & found nothing. if for some reason you know the author personally, pass along the message that i had fun reading that. if it's some published british person, who is it?

He only got published recently.

Incidentally, I was going to rep both of you today, I but can't, so let's make this page a threesome.

deal

Porn here. Together? YEAH?

yeah

but it has to be kept super-secret, cuz you're going to make porn with married people

"sorry honey, i have to work late"

Sorry guys I'm goin home now to makeporn with ryan

you could do better (not me, I'm worse)

nice

Only he can please me:)

No more page-porn, whatever. Find someone who enjoys playing with you. Find a way not to depend on other musicians or people who waste your time etc.

lemme now start a thread where i bitch about being left by my page-porn partner

I'd just like point out that I would never put my balls anywhere near someone who can't tell the difference between 'of' and 'have'. I may be many things, but benefactor of the cripplingly illiterate I am not.

haha. nice catch. could've
and sure you would.