No.

Is Tony the Tiger a pedophile?

No.

Playtpus or Moose?

wildebeast

have you been to an amusement park in the last year?

No, but Sonic Youth are playing at one in a month, so I will be.

Tofu or Seitan?

killer tooffuuuuu

what was your first job?

I work at a deli and it's my first job.

If you were the enter key on a keyboard, would you be jealous that the shift key has a more prominent arrow than you?
(I hope my keyboard's not the only one.)

the shift key is just fatter, noway in hell would i be jealous of that piece of shit. the enter keys means business.

would you be jealous of the TAB key?! that dudes got TWO arrows, so theys screwin ALLA time.

Actually, the Tab key is quite intimidating and if I were Q or Caps Lock or `/~, I'd probably kill myself.

If you had to name one of your kids a number (Six, for example), what number what it be?

it'd be 6oo17 (with the little o's)

if you could rearrange the keyboard would you put u and i beside eachother?

no wai!

what size is your bed?

twin. but it can hold a few people comfortably, if you're ever in the area..

what is your favorite color combination?

whatever colour yr wearin, baby.

black socks/white socks?

Black socks or white tube socks.

Crunk or Punk?

punk

who'd your favorite black guitar player?

hendrix possibly...?

favourite white drug dealer?

HIM

what's the last videogame you've played?

Half Life 2, I think.

I haven't read all these, so if I do repeats, too bad.

Favorite slang word?

Mario Kart Double Dash

Warrant or Winger?

Cinderella.

POISON or SKID FUCKING ROW

Poison.

missionary or doggystyle?