best thread

Can't say i am

sometimes, I cut my penis, just to remember what it was like being born.

do you cut it longways? or horizontally?

that depends upon whether or not the knife can cut through all the scar tissue.

once, I spent three weeks locked inside the bathroom, carving the preamble to the constitution.

it was mostly a wasted effort, however.

after the scabs fell off, all you could read was "Wee the peehole...".

^That is one of the most disturbing things I've ever read, and I'm not easily disturbed.

As for me, I wish my parents would have left well enough alone.

no.
my penis is intact.



and hard.
very.
hard.

An uncut cock looks like a miniature version of an elephants trunk. And always reminds me of my friends mom telling her little brother "Pull it back, and clean underneath!"

imo, as long as its disease free and gets me off I don't care what it looks like.

My cock is permanently unsheathed.

i'm half way circumsized. the doctor didn't know really know how to cut skin off of the penis and he messed up. i'm happy with the results though.

lol

im not circumsized, but my labia have a lovely stamped lace voile effect added. It's quite lovely really.

This thread is the raw essence of this board.



Sadly.

I'm thinking of adding some embroidery, too. It's going to be very in this year.

Gives whole new meaning to "carpet and drapes"

Just go post-modernistic and staple some wallpaper to your vagina.

I'm actually proud of this thread. 7 pages and not a single picture of that pierced and tattooed dragon cock.

ew whale peni :(