i hate the saying "looks like a pimple is on its way"......ok so its not a saying but i hate when im in the mirror and think that, then i look down at the sink bench and think "looks like im outa pimple cream"...then i look up to the mirror and flop my fringe over my eyes and take a photo.

it is what it is

More than phrases i get annoyed by telephone sounds.Particularly people who eat while they're completing a task over the phone.The breathing of irate people on the phone is something that can feed your nightmares for a day or so.

"all intensive purposes"

(i know it's wrong. i hate seeing it.)

My mother says something I really hate, "hay que ir viendo", equivalent in English "let's wait and see". She says it in the worst moments imaginable, like in a crisis. My friends and I have made it a private joke.

"I work hard and I play hard".

innit geezer...
innit matey...
innit...

especially said in a really whinny voice.

"I'm bored..."

"Jesus died for your sins."

"plenty of fish in the sea" if i wanted to fuck a fish i wouldve bought a can of tuna

Work hard, play hard.

So irritating.

"One hundred and ten percent"

"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."--George W. Bush

you know we will always be friends etc.

24/7.

Up for grabs.

"I feel sorry for..."