the fuck is going on here????
think of the children!

nothing one wouldn't see in a locker room or nudist beach. except for the terribly spastic knife skills!

I know I really shouldn't look...but gaahhhh

i know. some white people *really* are that white!

Exactly. Only scurry a$$ white folks be into crazy shit like DIY body modification and self-destruction of genitals, why abuse the family jewels like that as if they were merely costume jewelry?

no no. that's now what i was saying.

i was just making a racist joke about non-brown skin colors.

but that wasn't really what i was trying to do either--i was just making something up to avoid looking at the obvious: that chair behind him looks really tiny and uncomfortable.

this guy should run for president

Call me sheltered but I don't remember ever being in a changing room and seeing a man with a knife in his cock.

Someone should've mentioned that to this poor fucker

ha ha, that wasn't my complete quote. i mentioned except for terribly spastic knife skills. which is something you find more often in the kitchens of inexperienced cook rather than gym showers.

anyway, i think the photo is hilarious. maybe it was meant to shock, but it misfired for me. this is after all the internet that gave us goatse, 2g1c, the hanging of saddam hussein, al qaeda beheadings, animal torture, etc etc. there's nothing we haven't seen already. wanna do something radical for a schizo? put on some clean clothes and get a job. amirite?

Hah that was funny.

after over a month of dry weather it finally snowed last night. the woods look beautiful. sorry no photo.

its cold outside and i like it.

went for a walk, music on blah blah, got my coffee and as i was rolling a fag, an old lady came up to me and said:
- may i ask you a question
- yes.
- did you by any chance were in church today?
- nope.

"i already went on tuesday"

Found a new bar with a decent playlist i.e The Smiths, The Cure, Depeche Mode. Basically anything self deprecating from the 80's. I was there on the coldest night so far this winter and they had this amazing fire stove cooking in the corner to stay warm.

Relevance was achieved in the tasting and subsequent multiple tastings of the new-ish Jack Daniels honey.

80s Angst for the win!

Generally speaking.... several of them were guilty

Just come back from Kingston - looks like the river banks are going to burst there tonight, by the looks of things - the river level is nearly hitting the roads.

In other news, I now have a cold. Great.

How are the river banks bursting? Did you go for a swim.