the lemur penis!

are you proposing they have some kind of swordfight? then we are defenseless....

well, of course i am.

that is SO unfair.

i'm gonna cry mommy like paris hilton.

don't worry, I WILL DEFEND U.

???

more or less.

so you are blonde these days? or is that an old picture?

nah, i'm ginger. goes better with the cape.

oh man, this is not funny, paedophiles are fucking immature arseholes.

yes. we're trying to forget this whole unpleasantness, as we speak.

I see pedophelia as more of a condition that someone can have, like being gay or having certain fetishes. It's just looked down upon because you hear about the impulsive ones that can't keep it in their pants, but most wouldn't dare even touch a younger one even if they. Nor would they admit that they're one because of how it's looked down upon

sure, we all have read death in venice. however--the problem is that pedophiles can inflict irreparable damage upon a child or teenage person, unlike consenting non-vanilla adults. now, i think the term "pedophile" is often ignorantly abused. these are pedophiles. old geezers who do the nasty with young supermodels aren't-- they are just rich.

So why does ATG admit it? Is he just putting us on?

maybe he's a member of ipce

??

I think that picture of the lemur needs some kind of caption.



Only joking.

I have a friend who I work with, he got with his girlfriend when he was 42 and she was 16, she is now 19, sure it's a social taboo, but he's a good guy. I see nothing wrong with this.

How many times have we suffered a Star Wars-bashing post by !@#$%!?

And he watches (barf) Battlestar Galactica?

I remember the original series; as a kid, it was wonderful.
I understand this new one is supposed to be a good show (most likely hype), but
pa-lease, it's a fucking Sci-Fi channel series.

ah, your little vendettas are pathethic, you pothead. go live your life instead of chasing people over the internet. are you so lonely? lunatic. pothead.

That's a good point, people use 'pedophile' very freely I find. NAMBLA is just rediculous.

Haha, I love the picture green mind. The background I've had with women involved people constantly calling me a pedophile, which caused me to think about it more. We had slight age differences, that's all, but the maturity levels were different so people called me this for a while.

When I was 14, I went out with a 17 year old, and nobody said anything about this. Later on I went out with a 15 year old when I was 17, and people call it 'disgusting'? But then I met a girl that was 12, although I didn't know she was that age, and yeah, that did it. She looked older.

Haha, they even came up with this witty pun. Instead of calling me by "robin", they would call me "cradle robin".

42 and 19 is decent too if she feels really confident about it. She's nearly fully mature at least

I've known acquaintances that try to pick-up runaways and shit and they were all huge losers that turned out to be involved with all manner of craziness and who would continually try to invade my life even after I told them to fuck off. They were generally supported by their parents in the sense that their parents had kicked them the fuck out but had still been paying their bills forever.

against_the_grain looked sort of creepy too, if you think about it. He looked very country...very redneck, but writing that makes me feel bad, because at this point, we have no proof really and it's all likely to be a joke.
Face it, a certain percentage of every population, including a messageboard population are going to be psycho. We've got all types here.

My vendetta? Lookee here, you are the one that can't let any Star Wars thread rest without trying to poison it. It's a fact, jack.

And you watch Battlestar Galactica poop?

What fucking leg are you standing on?

Is it so hard to admit that I have a point?

boohoo, i insulted han solo, are you going to cry now?

please. go away. you're lonely and sad. find something else to do.

smoke pot and play with your toys maybe?




oh, and don't forget to watch the simpsons, so you can quote us some. yes? ok, now shoo.

--

really. go eat out of a can or something.

After having a yard sale when I was fourteen or so, I gave all my Star Wars stuff away to some poor kids that didn't have many toys.

What fucking leg are you standing on?

Is it so hard to admit that I have a point?

your idiotic tv conversations are pointless, as your assumption that i care enough about some random tv show to "defend" it. i do not care to engage in discussions with a proven idiot pothead without a sense of proportion such as you. they are a waste of my time. you are a waste of my time.

now please, have whatever opinion you want, i do not give a shit, just go address someone else who cares, ok? someone else who cares. right, wrong, i dont' give a shit, yes? just go away, go smoke pot & watch tv, ok? just go.

Yeah, that's it, I'm just an idiot.

Pardon me if my tone sounds bad, I don't want to fight.

All I know is you're one hell of a unique Battlestar Galactica (poop) fan. I believe if you polled a thousand of them, 996 would also be Star Wars fans.

Whatever.

whatever, i'm not buying what you're selling. goodbye.

next to "show me yr nasty fuckin' teef", this thread wins all.

A++ trolling!

although the post times of the "individuals" involved are suggestive of single user/multiple accounts, the subsequent 14 pages of giggling gossip and in-fighting that finally devolve into BSG vs Star Wars, are why I truly love this place.


ps: I sold my star wars figures for $0.25/each at a garage sale. granted, it's not quite as philanthropic as giving them away, but it still hurts. also, I believe that there were old-school BSG figures sold off as well and that makes me double-plus sad.

I walk the line.

insanity thread. a+.

embarrassing, yet chuckle-worthy

fuck i can't be bothered to read through this.
Can anybody pitch the story briefly?
thx

readers digest version:

pedophile seeks stripper on SYG.
strippers mom calls cops.
boardies talk random shit.
both stripper & pedo have since disappeared.
/end of.

o i see
thx

anybody up for a gangbang in France?

that about sums it up, alright.


\/\/\/ see?

Not so fast!

Where is Atari.

are you furrealz or hax0rified?

the answer is "neither", I'm sure.

Neither of you punks answered my question. I iz mad:mad:

maybe you should ask atari that question?

I'm guessing he either:

-found a way to avoid syg_cancer and took up running instead.
-found a new board that injects tastier cancer.
-is still taking syg_cancer doses under a new user name.
-is still taking syg_cancer doses albeit silently.
-joined the peace corps.
-found a girl.
-gave up all digital devices in favor of an analog-only existence.
-fused with the internet permanently. a little bit of atari goes in every post.

or

-all of the above.


pick one. I'm sure you'll be close.