Why is !@#$%! sticking strawbs up his bumhole? They're meant to be ingested orally - did no-one tell you that they're not suppositories?

Just as a matter of interest: I've been genuinely astonished in the last year to learn how very common miscarriages are. For good reason, people don't talk about it, but I often wonder if the greeting card market shouldn't highlight this issue.

I'd have this picture, I think.

 

Didn't think so. I would protest the idea until I was killed.

One of Melly's family had a miscarriage....most sad...

Seriously, we're a very lucky, selected bunch haha.

When I was at the hospital about to get mine broken up (which didn't happen by the way) I looked around and saw that the room was filled with old people.

I only have one that's in my right kidney. It's low in there too (which is why I couldn't get it broken up). Not sure how big it is at the moment, I know it's there but it's inactive for the time being haha. The biggest I've seen it was 7mm, but it's all an estimate because they're looking at x-rays. I've passed bit and pieces of it, and thought I was going to fucking die.

NOW you tell me!

That's what I'm talking about! (see below)
But, he put strawberries in her, the banana was used for his bumhole.

i was young and inexperienced! the devil made me do it!

ice cubes work better anyway

have you ever noticed that it's always "the devil MADE ME do it" but when jesus is involved it's "jesus TOLD ME to do it"

Miscarriages are surprisingly common occurrences. Up to 25% of women will experience at least one miscarriage during their childbearing years. Some women will experience more than one miscarriage in their lifetime. Up to 50% of pregnancies are actually thought to end in miscarriage, however, many of these pregnancy losses occur before the woman even knows she is pregnant.

I've had one, it was horrible and traumatic. A card from hallmark may have been just the thing to make me feel better though! Bastard.

great observation there

actions > words

Nice.

Fashion Tip: A fuller-cut skirt that flares away from the body can help balance a larger chest.

Do any of your girls (besides Girlgun) wear skirts/dresses?

i have a schoolgirl skirt.

and i'm not joking

I have a couple of those schoolgirl skirts too. I wear them with my dirty boots and sometimes thigh-high stockings. Love that look.

I believe you, freak.

it was actually really awkward because a friend gave them to me, after she graduated HS and didn't need it anymore... its just that my family from out of town was visiting that night... and they made me wear it the rest of the night... that was awkward but kind of awesome

pics or it didn't happen.

Haha I'm not even gonna ask.

there aren't pics i dont think...

but if you mean just me and the skirt, then i can make that happen soon enough... maybe i'll do a series or something

oh please do. i will wait in anticipation...

i wear a lot of dresses, even more dresses than skirts. just with slippers in the summer and with tights and boots in winter. i get them at second hand stores or handed down from people. every girl should have at least one dress she feels good in and wears often.

all the time

I've started wearing more dresses and skirts.

It's not an everyday thing.

i agree, not everyday for me either

crypto, you suck, this was more interesting than your shitty babble!

ohh the moronity!!!

even though this thread is not about my band, girls girls girls, i will contribute my piece of girly advice.

if you have big calves and have a hard time zipping up boots, stick a shoelace through the hole in the zipper and pull up on the shoelace. you will avoide hurting your finger from pulling hard on the zipper, and you can squeeze your calves into boots you never thought possible.

i only read the beginning of this thread so i don't know what's in the middle.

Fall is time for boots!

cantankerous, i thought i owned many shoes (about 30) but today i read you have over a hundred. that's amazing. where do you stock them all?

In their boxes under the bed and in closets

oh like that. are you organized enough to put pictures on the boxes so you know what shoes they contain?

I love you

Dirty boots! Yes.

And tights!

 

Ploesj: Noooooo haha. The ones with no boxes, vintage pairs et al go on the closet shelves. I need to get rid of some of them, I should've done so when I moved.

i love girls with big, rounded calves. mmmm... yummeee...

I dunno what it is with short people but we all seem to have huge calves...

I have the shape of legs where I have big calves, but my legs are skinny...but I used to have a hell of a time getting boots on.

be careful with tights with prints, some tend to make your legs look bigger than they are. white tights or leggings do thet too.


don't EVER wear leggings as pants. they are no pants. they're opaque footless tights. i know you probably don't do this but too many people do... cover your ass.