my housemate again. she never stops.

if you could speak another language what would it be?

If i could,i would improve my french and spanish(wich is fairly good but not THAT good)

Yourself?

american. or german.

cats or dogs?

Cats.

Your favourite of the big cats?

tiger. there are not many left now.

next president of the unites states?

John Stewart with Cheif Big Bong as his running mate.

Yr safe inside yr house looking out at yr back yard, you see a raging polar bear out there, but wait! so is yr conscience mother! Do you fight the beast to try and save yr mother or do you let the polar bear have it's way with her...?

Save mum.

What kind of silly question was that!?

But how would you save mum? How you defeat the beast!

That isn't important! What is important is that I saved mum!!!

Shall we go on?

sure.

why not?

Why not indeed.

What was the last thing you put your signiature on?

video club membership.

last movie you rented?

Hmm... I have no idea. Years ago, it was. I have plans to rent the Big Lebowski soon, though.

The Robot Ate Me: don't you love 'em?

sometimes.

if you found a diary and even if it was someones you knew well and loved would you look?

as much as i would like to say no, i probably would read a few lines. at the most i might add. god i feel so cheap and dirty now haha!

do you read before going to bed?

Most of the time.

Would you call yrself a pack-rat? (I would)

I don't entirely know what you mean, but if you mean someone who likes to hang around in groups then I would have to say no.

Sharks or dolphins?

hmm. Sholphins.

A pack rat is someone who keeps everything. Are you a pack-rat?

Oh I see.

Yes, very much so. I like possessions, and I'm quite sentimental about things too.

What was the last television documentary you watched?

Good question. I strictly watch South Park and the Simpsons (and the odd movie on tv...) so, I don't know that I ever watched one. Wait, one time a couple years ago I watched a thing about Woodstock... Alright, that's it.

Squirrel or Chipmunk?

Squirrels are cool.

What was the last thing you drew, painted, sketched or ddodled?

Santa's head on pole.

Do you watch Idol (American Idol etc.)?

No.

What was the last board game you played? Did you win?

Trivial Pursuit. No.

Do you like Eddie Izzard?

He's OK.

What are your thoughts on lizards?

i suppose i would shove one up there. it's gotten kinda blocked up tho, need to flush it out, get some colonic tablets.

why am i so great?

because your honest.

what keeps you up at night?

caffeine, sex or friends

do you have colourful dreams?

i have been having really weird dreams recently, i wouldnt say colourful.

sweet or sour?

sweet

should i buy the new steve turner (new wave punk asshole), the fall outs record or a monkeywrench record?

the steve turner. monkeywrench are not good.

which film character scared you most as a child? (mie was the child catcher from chitty chitty bang bang)

Ratigan from the Great Mouse Detective. I love(d) that movie.

Mice or rats?

mice are waaay too cuter. coincidence that you mention rats, last night i had a dream about rats flying and then they were doing backflips....

night or day?

Day for being nout and about, night for being at home. I don't really go out at night.

Bought anything nice lately?

Beer.

When was the last time you took a sauna-bath?

like 2 years?

are they still sharing out borat mustaches in cinemas when you see the movie?

I don't know. I don't care to see the movie.


What was the last good movie you watched?

Divine Intervention.

Have you ever felt that the hand of some higher power might have intervened in your life?

No, sir.

Are you religious? Spiritual?

i move to the grove and eat to the street.

why is schizophrenia taking me home?