Sleep.

What is your favourite toast topping?

butter

how many hours did you sleep last night

7

What sounds does your fart make?

i am a lady, therefore i have never farted in my life

how many times have you been stung by a bee

Never.

How many daddylonglegs are in your house right now?

none

What kind of dreams do you have?

ONes about work and stuff. Nothing desperately exciting.

What type of TV show would you like to host?

American Bandstand

Beer or Wine?

Beer. Or wine. I like both. Um...beer. Maybe.

Beer: in a glass, or straight out of the bottle/can?

Definitely glass.

Do you use deodarant?

yes, gel

1 0r 2

Two.

Shaving: foam or gel?

Don't need them, but if I ever do it'll be glasses I think.

What's your favourite animal at the zoo?

Monkey. (cause this used to be my nickname at university)

This drives me to the following question:

Are you legs hairy?

Yes.

Who's got the best avatar on this board, or one of the best?

hhmmmm me? perhaps not. i really dont know to be honest. shit answer!

why do white people get dredlocks?

I don't know, why DO white people get dreadlocks. We may never know.

What's your favourite footwear?

Socks.

What's the first word on page 63 in the book closest to where you're sitting right now?

witnesses.

What did you eat today?

Sandwiches, but I'm having a chinese takeaway this evening.

Would you prefer to live in a nice house in a bad area or a bad house in a nice area?