And once again, a perfect gay porn flick title presents itself.

I've never read it and I'm like 120 pages behind on it for my Tolkien class. I should probably start.

Hahahaha. Or a title for a Danzig album.

True enough, though I prefer "12 Dozen Burritos Suppository" as a potential Danzig album title.....

THREE lita bottl'a mountain DUHHHH!!

I have the urge to just puke everywhere on everything.

Arf Arf - that looks like Benny and Bjorn from Abba gettin' it oan.

Back to Danzig - right, I demand that Danzig sings the American National Anthem in front of President Obama, preferably in full sweaty man-rock outfit. It's what the world needs to unite us all.

I do apologize, but the opportunity was too much to pass up.

You're totally right about Abba and Danzig.
I bet they were all in a giant love quadrangle.
At least that's what I hope really happened, especially when I see that picture of them wrapped in tin foil.

One person I would not like to see wrapped in tin foil, however, is Danzig.
And Roseanne Barr.
Together.
Making out.

Roseanne Barf? Wrapped in tin foil? Nooooooooooo.

And with that, I bid you all a fond farewell and goodnight :)

Eh...I think I might start watching Dexter

I need new music. Tegan and Sara are about to overtake my top artist on last.fm

At least you're not listening hardcore punk that only one of 76 songs is in English for the third time in week. *facedesk*...It makes me want to break my chair.

Hahahaha. Maybe you shouldn't listen to it, then. Instead, listen to Tegan and Sara, so I don't feel alone in being completely fucking obsessed with them!

I don't have any Tegan and Sara...I suppose I could download some since I just had a massive purge of music that freed up 3gb or so...

The Con is one of the greatest albums of all time, I think.
But what do I know? I'm sitting here eating what looks like strawberry diarrhea shat into a bowl.

Um...I was kind of hungry before that.

Now you're not!

All the better...because I have no food and am too lazy to go down the street for pizza/sub