My unnecessarily disgusting post just saved you like, 5 bucks!

Totally. more like 6 or 7. I can just sit here and eat Gobstoppers and drink Dr. Pepper and I'll be fine.

Dr. Papsmear

Now you don't want anything to drink, either. I just saved you more money.

Eh, too late. I bought 2 20ozers last night. I'm still working on the 1st one.

Om nom.
I don't waaaaaaaaaaaaanna die
I just wanna ride my motor-si..... kul.

Probably one of my favorite character intros ever: "
Crowley was currently doing a hundred and ten miles an hour somewhere east of Slough. Nothing about him looked particularly demonic, at least by classical standards. No horns, no wings. Admittedly he was listening to a 'Best of Queen' tape, but no conclusions should be drawn from this because all tapes left in a car for more than about a fortnight metamorphose into 'Best of Queen' albums. No particularly demonic thoughts were going through his head. In fact, he was currently wondering vaguely who Moey and Chandon were."

Bah...Cabin fever.

Holy shit. That's awesome.
I love weird band references.

The best part is the instructions from Hell coming in through the radio...........in the voice of Freddie Mercury.

Fucking win.
That reminds me of the part in John Dies at the End where everything on the radio is turned into something about shit because of the beings that follow him.

The whole book is one big lollercaust mainly because Crowley was originally "Crawly", the snake from the garden of Eden, and the angel Aziraphale is not so subtly hinted at being gay.

Why do The Sounds have to be so damn catchy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLNf8SmZ4UQ

p.s.

fuck you

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asDvj...eature=related

i guess if you're worth salt you have to be able to kick your own ass these days.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCQFC19HIy4

all your life
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umrf0dMJ9C0

Raul Julia tribute day?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hXUOxp6ioVY

we're almost dead. don't worry.

almost dead. hang on,
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qebG8_AimPI

now all the way back to something called sky
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMclXtuNzlM

.... annnnnd almost finished?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekRju...eature=related