nice house in a bad area.

what would happen if all the telephones in all the world rang at the same time?

What do you THINK would happen?

Can you still buy Bazooka bubblegum in individual pacakges, and do they still come with a comic strip?

?!?!?!?!

Who is the last person you spoke to?

The guy at the drugstore

What was the last thing you said.

Bye

what's the last drug you did?

I took a Vitamin A pill...Does that count?

Books or Movies?

Of course!

Movies. Fuck books.

Do you like Elliott Smith?

NO!!!!!!!!!!

when was the last time you peed yourself?

When I was in diapers.

When was the last time you took any kind of psychoactive drug?

never

Pool or Beach?

pool.

blonde or brunette?

brunette

Bald or hair?

Hair. Preferably short and black.

Savage Clone or Porky? In a completely sexual way.

Porky

Cantankerous or Kegmama?

cantankerous

now, i'm going to ask again. blonde or brunette?

Blonde okay

Ladies or Sluts?

sluts.

have you ever dyed your hair?

Probably 100+ times.

Cloves or other shitty cigarettes?

Never had cigarretes.

What color do you dye your hair?