My back has been huring like a mother fucker for the past few days. Fucking old lady neighbor needing me to lug heavy shit for her. She payed me like $9 for that shit, and I've been dying a painful death! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!

 

I don't do drugs, but an awesome saying is..

"You get high, you get by"

Yeah, Lamb:The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal is hilarious. I literally burst out laughing about 5 times...in the library

You must spread some porkchop sandwiches around before getting the fuck out again.

I just got my ass whooped in basketball today.
I'm not athletic, but I'm the only senior in the freshman PE course which means I normally get the puberty bonus. Not to mention I'm six foot 2.
This time it didn't matter.
It probably would've played out differently if it had been a one-on-one match since the only formal basketball training I had was in second grade.
Better yet, maybe I could practice on second graders and work my way up to freshmen....

you do not drink cofee? colas? take aspirin? drink beers?
straight edge?

So...apparently it's been rumored/announced that Leo DiCaprio is going to play John the Savage in a upcoming adaption of Brave New World with Ridley Scott involved. I'm going to try to say this in the least gay way possible: I am excited to hear more.

no gayness included

have you noticed that nearly every single celebrity is tiny short?
Like, george clooney is 6 foot tall and he towers over all the short wee-men.

Yeah, I always preface statements about enthusiasm for Leo with that, I guess. Leo fandom is usually reserved for females.

I thought that times were over, since he played some kickass roles in some kickass films...

come on dude that's ghey.

Eh, he's better in movies when he dies in the end. No hairless torso rubbing, I'll leave that to the ladies.

hes only innit for the bear-a-likes

I just took the Jeopardy online test. It was fucking hard.

im just testing something

sweet.

what? Posting from something other than a computer?