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My back has been huring like a mother fucker for the past few days. Fucking old lady neighbor needing me to lug heavy shit for her. She payed me like $9 for that shit, and I've been dying a painful death! AAAARRRRRRRGGGGHHHH!!!!!
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I don't do drugs, but an awesome saying is..
"You get high, you get by" |
Yeah, Lamb:The Gospel According to Biff, Christ's Childhood Pal is hilarious. I literally burst out laughing about 5 times...in the library
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You must spread some porkchop sandwiches around before getting the fuck out again.
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I just got my ass whooped in basketball today.
I'm not athletic, but I'm the only senior in the freshman PE course which means I normally get the puberty bonus. Not to mention I'm six foot 2. This time it didn't matter. It probably would've played out differently if it had been a one-on-one match since the only formal basketball training I had was in second grade. Better yet, maybe I could practice on second graders and work my way up to freshmen.... |
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you do not drink cofee? colas? take aspirin? drink beers? straight edge? |
So...apparently it's been rumored/announced that Leo DiCaprio is going to play John the Savage in a upcoming adaption of Brave New World with Ridley Scott involved. I'm going to try to say this in the least gay way possible: I am excited to hear more.
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no gayness included
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have you noticed that nearly every single celebrity is tiny short?
Like, george clooney is 6 foot tall and he towers over all the short wee-men. |
Yeah, I always preface statements about enthusiasm for Leo with that, I guess. Leo fandom is usually reserved for females.
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I thought that times were over, since he played some kickass roles in some kickass films...
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Eh, he's better in movies when he dies in the end. No hairless torso rubbing, I'll leave that to the ladies.
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hes only innit for the bear-a-likes
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I just took the Jeopardy online test. It was fucking hard.
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im just testing something
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sweet.
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what? Posting from something other than a computer?
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