Sonic Youth Gossip - post comething completely irrelevant!

One time I dated a girl who wnated me to randomly punch her in the face as hard as I could when she wasn't expecting it. It took me a looooooong time to be convinced to do it and I ended up doing it a couple times and it turned her on but it just made me sick to my stomach and I stopped doing it and then she cheated on me. True story.

wow dood, you sure have your share of extremely weird stories. So you punched her in the face?>

atsonicpark

01.29.2009 09:12 PM

Yeah. Fuck it. She begged me for months.

atsonicpark

01.29.2009 09:12 PM

And the rape fantasy chick lives many states away and worked in a vet. clinic but got fired for stealing medicine.

schizophrenicroom

01.29.2009 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

So...apparently it's been rumored/announced that Leo DiCaprio is going to play John the Savage in a upcoming adaption of Brave New World with Ridley Scott involved. I'm going to try to say this in the least gay way possible: I am excited to hear more.

FTW

cars_willkillyou

01.30.2009 02:24 AM

who would win in a cage match?

Sonic Youth 37

01.30.2009 02:29 AM

Sherman. No contest.

Is it weird that I like Brody Dalle's voice?

atsonicpark

01.30.2009 02:31 AM

she's kinda attractive. i like her lips. not the pussy ones.

atsonicpark

01.30.2009 02:32 AM

You're not likely to find a chick who simultaneously looks so hot and so fucking retarded at the same time.

cars_willkillyou

01.30.2009 02:33 AM

i think stonewall would fuck em all up. I have a thesis that had stonewall had not been killed, the south may have won the war.

cars_willkillyou

01.30.2009 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

You're not likely to find a chick who simultaneously looks so hot and so fucking retarded at the same time.

I liked her better when she was brody armstrong. Something about a married woman that really just turns me on.

Sonic Youth 37

01.30.2009 02:38 AM

Sherman was just a mean, fucked-up little man. He would have taken Richmond hisownself.

atsonicpark

01.30.2009 02:42 AM

Brody's married now isn't she? To that dude who is in a bunch of shitty bands that used to be in a good band (Kyuss).

Sonic Youth 37

01.30.2009 02:49 AM

yeah, she's even birthed some of his spawn too, I do believe.

atsonicpark

01.30.2009 02:50 AM

atsonicpark

01.30.2009 02:51 AM

" This one goes out to Queens of the Trust-Fund, you slept on my floor, now I'm sleeping through your motherfuckin' records."

floatingslowly

01.30.2009 10:14 AM

I have successfully bipassed the fail-safe lock-out and am currently working on the last few password digits of my self-destruct mechanism.

soon, all that will be left of this world is a smoking crater.

al shabbray

01.30.2009 10:20 AM

^^^
push-the-button

Sonic Youth 37

01.30.2009 12:18 PM

afterthefact

01.30.2009 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sonic Youth 37

So...apparently it's been rumored/announced that Leo DiCaprio is going to play John the Savage in a upcoming adaption of Brave New World with Ridley Scott involved. I'm going to try to say this in the least gay way possible: I am excited to hear more.

I have also heard this. I'm not big on book-to-movie adaptions. Hopefully it will be ok.

Sonic Youth 37

01.30.2009 12:30 PM

I'm actually OK with this one because I don't put that book on as high of pedestal as I do some others. As long as it's not CGI or completely fucked up, I'll be fine.

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