The board ain't right!

THIS BOARD AIN'T RIGHT I'LL TELL YA HHH-WHAT

You've gotta admit, I do a pretty damn good Hank Hill impression.

I will admit that. Most willingly.

Damnit, I'm hungry and tired. But I don't wanna sleep. And I'm afraid if I go to the kitchen there'll be nothing in there, so I'll rage.


holy fragment sentences, batman!

Yeah, I need to sleep because I have to get up at like 8am to go do about 25 minutes of html coding and then sit around until my next class.

but I can't sleep. and I have no food either...just a microwavable brownie for tomorrow and half a tub of vanilla icing.

Icing is my weakness.

+1. As I child I'd sit and watch Ernest Scared Stupid and eat icing for entire summers.

Oh, and if I have to see/kill one more roach in the room or bathroom, I'm going to have an out-of-body and probably stroke out. Enough is enough. Roaches are fucking filthy.

I tripped on my cat on the way to/from the kitchen.

And by to/from I mean twice.

haha. Cat's are tricky like that.

Superfluous apostrophe ftw

Righty-o, time to sleep.

First week in February and still no freelance work for the new year! Dismal. In the 18 months I've been in business, this is the first I've had absolutely zero work coming in. Thank god for my new half-time university employment!

jones has a habit of standing right in my way all the damn time. he'll get up in my blind spot and BAM, i fall on the floor.

um.. that is food? yum.

Eh, it is more like a recipe for sugar coma

i've worn the same two pairs of jeans this week. should i introduce a third tomorrow or just go with what's comfy?

two's a crowd and three's a porn movie

Comfy. I'm on my 4th or 5th pair this week which is really odd.

Sara shoes will be in on Tuesday.
Meanwhile I'm running on four hours of sleep and I'm incredibly fucking happy the local theatre is showing Revolutionary Road.