glad you didn't say 7 inches. girls don't like under confident men. and it's good you didn't say 12 inches. girls hate big fat liars more

in your town or mine?

Why would I go to the one in my town when you're in the one in yours?

I am so out of here and heading out to the rockabilly bar. Logging off... now...

i'd start running now in case he means it

i think i saw him strapping on his record bag

ooh la la. i'm so buying you a PBR and a shot. (any shot... 'cept patron which is a dollar more)

hehehe.

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I just realized that in the chicken picture, a doorway to heaven appears to have opened behind me.

yeah? is that why you attacked my fucking zombie?

Dude, that's the light above the range top! They're in all kitchens these days. You are so wasted, aren't you.

Mang why don't you just marry your fucking zombie



Nah, but I have chicken..

boobs. thx girlgun. did that serving come with seconds? post them quickly

cuz that's not how i roll, mang.

I'm afraid of it turning grey when it washes out more haha, because that's what happened when I did my hair purple/blue. Thinking about it now though, I'd had my hair purple purple before and it didn't fade nasty.
This dye made a mess of my shower as well, it took me 45 minutes to scrub the damn shit off the walls. I have a hair dye towel though so my mom wasn't pissed about towels.
You don't have any pictures of you with your purple hair do you? If so I would love to see ;)

Nice :D
I'm so jealous that you have nice lips, mine are practically nonexistent.

Bravo bravo, I like the pic. The coat covering half your face adds to it.

I found a beck record at a party and enjoyed looking at it more than the party itself.

I can hear you Mommy. Where are you?

Danny, you're gay relatives are cute.

Nice shirt :)