^I've had that record for about 13 years.
Dig the tinfoil shoes!

Of course!

neat
i'm going to buy that if i ever come across it.
actually i might just buy it on ebay.

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oh yeah? i didnt attend the press conference.

see last time i suspected you had hepatitis you almost killed me over the internet

now that you got it, what, no prize?

anyway, is this like the kind pamela anderson has, or what?

she claims she got it from a tattoo needle

i dont know about that

she
a) was married to tommy lee, who was a junkie and a slut
b) is a slut

so there you have it

so what kind did you get? the slutty kind or the other kind? and was it bad?

well obviously you're still among the living. this is not a ouija board.

but i just woke up and i don't trust my senses yet.

the slutty kind.

congratulations. is it for life? you gotta take care....

ps i mean it yo. be kind on your liver. no daredevil shenanigans for a while.

no, it's hepatitis B, this should just be temporary
in any case i've been pretty much constantly drunk for the last week so it might take a while to go away.

dont be a fucking suicidal tithead. you fuck. oh you piss me off... i'd kick your ass.

seriously, cirrhosis of the liver is no fun. can't you find a milder drug to entertain yourself for the time being? like-- the internet? just for a while.

i know an early death sounds romantic & all, but death sucks, and most of the time you just get old faster & survive anyway. so, easy there, you.

actually i was told that it would almost certainly clear up of its own accord and then i wouldnt have to worry about it, since its a virus and whatnot
conversely i was also told to avoid alcohol
they didn't say anything about smoking pot...

pot prolly not so hard unless it's moldy-- molds are toxic as fuck.

but drinking while with hep can cause cirrhosis of the liver. you understand? that's some nasty ass scarring. watch:



vs. fresh liver:



dont be a tithead, really, did it clear already or what? nausea? jaundice?

oh, suicidal kids!

i feel better than i did but i don't feel really great or anything. i took a small vacation to recover a bit.
and YES I KNOW WHAT CIRRHOSIS IS GOD DAMNIT and a one week drinking binge isn't going to bring it on.

sush, bitch, and put that bottle down until further notice.

will do
i'm gonna go burn one

now you're talking.

be sure it's good quality and enjoy.

btw, you should load up on the vitamin B for a while.

how am i possibly supposed to take that seriously?

cankankerus isn't bad-ass, she's a chick in case you didn't know

i dont know who this "cankankerus" is

what do you possibly mean by taking it 'seriously'?

take it how ever you want

very profound. do any of us know who we really are?

okay, i'll take it as a lazy, half witted response to illness related fact.

hm well i was just being a smart ass like i do to most the things you say

so i noticed.
and the saga continues.

I crushed a testicle shoveling snow today.

your own, or someone else's?

My own. The wooden handle of the shovel slipped out of my gloved hands from the moisture of the snow coming down. It was a direct hit on my nut with all of my weight pushing forward on the shovel....and I'm talkin' about a DIRECT hit. It still hurts and that was like 11 hours ago.

107

OUCH, im fucking cringing while i read that.



ICE PACKS man. ICE PACKS.

& you might wanna go see a medic. make sure you didn't break something.

Ha ha ha....yeah, it sucked ass.

go to a fucking doctor man, this is yr nuts that we're talking about!

my ex-bro-in-law crashed a nut in a BMX accident. it split open and had to be removed.

my niece was born in a lab.

OWWWW stop, i dont even have nuts and youre hurting mine!

Damn, I don't think it's THAT bad.


PS - Lab babies are our only hope.

Yeah, I was coughing up blood into the snow and everything....it was horrible.

don't mess around is all I'm saying.

if it still hurts in the morning, call 911.

It's down to a dull ache now, so I should be money.


My left nut is feeling REALLY left out right now.

ok this is a completely separate issue from yr nuts but it's still really not good.

there is never a good reason to cough up blood.

if you bring up any more bright red blood you need to have an x-ray. there's bound to be brown shit no matter what, but if it's still red get seen.

sayin'.

Ha ha ha....no no, that's just my macabre sense of exaggerated humor. There was no blood.....that's just for the weekend. I don't want to spoil myself.