Rub it in Jono! :(
How's the weather on that side?

getting cold, expecting more snow anytime soon.

foods that go together that shouldnt that you like?

goes with everything.

You?

hp sauce and cheddar cheese.

do you think you will live in the same city for the rest of your life?

Never!

Do you plan on going to Zanzibar?

sure why not.

what was it meatloaf wouldnt do for love?

houses of parliament sauce.

what was it meatloaf wouldnt do for love?

oh you made me do it....http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NwEt6doEglA


spicy mustard or boring yellow american mustard?

I have honestly never tried it spicy, but it sounds delicious

Trojan thins with vibrating ring or the police stopping you for public urination?

Whichever's good for you. (wink wink)

HP sauce or Diana sauce?

hp.

song that makes you happy no matter how many times you hear it?

Jesus & Mary Chain's 'Just Like Honey'

if there was a 'clothing optional' beach within walking distance, would you go? should I go? if yes, should i, uh, shave first?...what if you see your professor or landlord...wave or run?

uhmmm beaches in holland are always half naked beaches

m & m's?

revels.

director?

Do you mean film director? Aki Kaurismaki is my favourite.

What is your favourite road movie?

Hmm... Tommy Boy...?

Last instrument you played?

Jazzmaster with bad action.

How much do you think it will cost to get the neck on my Les Paul replaced?

No idea... lots? I've only got relatively cheap gtrs.

New computers: awesomest things ever?

Yes! They are the awesomest.

If you were stranded on a desert island for the rest of yr life would you rather be stranded with 10 of yr friends of the same sex or one really hot person of the opposite sex? (if yr gay flip it all around so it makes sense) Yr also provided with a coconut tv and coconut nintendo.

What about... 2 of my best dude friends and my probably girlfriend?
Alright, cool. Good. This could work.

Ferris Bueller's Day Off: Wonderful, innit? (Just bought/watched it)

You can't just change the circumstances of the question, that's the whole point of the question, I vote to have the last post stricken from the board untill the question is answered properly.

Yes, I think it's a really wonderful movie.

Do you hate tomatoes yet for some strange reason you really enjoy ketchup?

How dare you ms.blowgun.

yeah! i hate tomatos

should i? no!!!

dammit i'm setting thiings straight...to answer Pryor on Fire's good question...I'll go with the attractive woman...not even a second thought...

and redoing my old question since it was good and buzzo didn't get it...'clothing optional' means nude not topless, but it also means that people can be clothed if they so wish...so, would you? if only to see what it's like? and would you do some 'grooming' beforehand?

i maybe would. plenty of people do it here in berlin and i would not need to groom anything as i am a fucking work of art.

what would you change about yourself if you could?

My self confidence when dealing with other people. I can talk the talk, but I can't always walk the walk.


What's for lunch today?

I haven't decided. Maybe a pasty.

Who was the last person you were kind to?

Someone who rang to say that her father-in-law had died. She would probably say I was kind, I'd say I was just doing my job.

When was the last time you kicked your way through piles of autumn leaves?

Yesterday, on the way home from work. Kicking a load of leaves about as you walk is more fun than not kicking a load of leaves about as you walk. That's reason enough to do it, in my book.

What will be the next phone call you make?

Sonicl: Sunday, in the park with Kitty.
HP: None planned so it'll be a nice surprise.

When was the last time you laid on wet grass dangling a piece of stick into a stream?

In the summer, September probably, late dewy morning and all that, enjoying a picnic, trying to get a particular pebble out.

What's your favourite item of food in a picnic?

Samosas. Or possibly a nice salad.

Do you own special footwear for splashing in puddles?

I only own two pairs of footwear: boots and trainers. So naturally it's the boots for puddles.

What is your favourite fairy tale?

The one about the tall guitarist meeting the foxy bassist and them starting a band with two of their friends and everyone living happily ever after.

Can penguins really be gay?

EDIT - This question was inspired by this book, which I saw in a local supermarket last night, and was surprised to suddenly realise that was about a pair of gay penguins.

anythings possible.

favourite midnight snack?

not brilliant but i can see trees and grass so its better then just a car park.

chocolate or cheesecake?

(you cant have a chocolate cheesecake its banned)

on saturday went to a club but the person who's idea it was got the name wrong and eneded up in a gay sex club. funny for about five minutes as everyone danced then not so much as people started getting it on everywhere. no i didnt stay.

you?

I don't know if that could be considered weird but i went to the toilet after i finished work yesterday and there was this guy who normally sits in one of the foyers of the theatre where i work every day when there isn't much going on.He started talking to himself in front of the mirror and he called himself childish a few times untill he broke down in tears.When i asked him if he was ok he gave me an angry look and told me to mind my business.It was a bit weird.


Last time you took a walk?

a few minutes ago.

vans or cons?