i should know better than to trust a makedonijan, but here in canada there really aren't many options,most of the girls here are like...canadian...:(

Wow, I've never read craigslist personals before. Lots of lulz.

WHY CAN I NEVER REP YOU

Because the board hates us :(

I think it's been at least a few months since I've been able to rep you.

I think in our entire tenure we're at 2 reps a piece.

Yeah, I think that's about right.

I'm bored as fuck.

happy birthday!

Ditto'd. I'm super behind on reading, but I can be arsed to read any more tonight.

"Ask the poet (Keats) who said that what the imagination seizes as beauty must be truth. He might also have said that what the hand seizes as a ball must be truth, but he didn't, because he was a poet and preferred loafing about under trees with a bottle of laudanum and a notebook to playing cricket, but it would have been equally true."

Shit, I really don't want to illustrate a passage from Brit Lit. I'm trying to decide between Doctor Faustus, Paradise Lost, or Gulliver's Travels.

I just heard about a local Metal band called "Soil of Rage". When I hear this name I have to laugh. That's because I once had hamsters. When those hamsters were fighting, the strong one used to piss on the weak one. In fact, when I hear "Soil of Rage" I think of totally pissed (no pun intended) hamsters soiling each other.

I just learned the hard way that you never miss a gray coloring utensil until you're searching frantically for something to draw a flagstone floor with. I end up having to load up a sheet of paper with black ink from a Sharpie and spread it out.

Fucking repped.

Your Are A Nasty Ugly Asian With Slanted Eyes And Yellow Skin. You Admitted To Me That Your Had Syphalis. This Is So Fuckin Nasty. [if Anyone Wants To See For Themselves Ill Forward U The Message] You Got Stos Ran On You By Johns Boys While Ur Girl Chelsea Sucked Dustins Dick. You Are Whore. Haha And If I Can Recall Brittany Daru Beat The Livin Fuck Out Of Chelsea Palmer In Nineth Grade Cuz Her Man Wanted Brit Not Chelsea. U Two Need To Stop Being Sos Jealous. You Will Never Be Like Us You Can Try Ur Hardest But It Will Never Happen Honey. Im Sorry. Keep Dreamin Wishin Hopein And Peryin But Itll U Will Never Be Us. I Know Its Hard To Handle But Its Just They Way It Is. And Bitch U Aint Strapped U Sound Like And Idiot U Are Not Hood U Live In Upscale Livonia. And Told Brit U Were Gonna Call The Police On Her. U Cant Fuck With Us.. U Gave It A Good Try But Sorry. We Win You Lose. Ps Emily Amanda And Brit Are Queens.. And U Two Will Always Be Pesents

Thank you :)

/barf