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i am going to be happy if my joystick arrives tomorrow
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all of them are amazing. later his career had its moments (CASINO) but nothing compares. btw, i would take Casino over Goodfellas anyday. am i the only one? never understood why Goodfellas is much more acclaimed.. |
time make some fries
let farts and listen to music |
ain't there a girl missing in the picture?
you might think you might wonder well there is no as i am high IQ and wave into modern scientific experience of life to explain myself in a sofisticated way so lower iq people understand me i can't do nothing about the fact that i'm high in IQ as girls can't do nothing about that to understand my world it's up to me to go out for a girl i'm working on it there is a girl i would like to love if i meet her someday sure will try to kiss her and maybe kidnap her ohhh, hopefully she doesn't get a relationship with a baboon, who turns into an alcholic and beats her nooooooooo..... leave my dreamgirl alone you baboon |
my worries about a beautifull girl
ahh how sweet of me |
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Girls didn't invent England?
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things started to smell
it was the water in the kitchen you see what happens if the woman doesn't clean the house if i die of some bacteria breaking out in the kitchen know that this is because of woman |
and so the oh so mighty alpha males
who fought with lions & dragons to save the woman are now reduced to play toy |
i feel small
a woman better clean my house quick the best would be one with a clean compulsive disorder ( if she pays her own medication tha'iss ) |
i feel like i'm nothing
stardust that is laughed away by echo's of mad mans laughter |
let's hope i have summer like borat the only light in the tunnel i see from here ![]() ps the good thing is I have no body hair |
I think I am still a little sad that I missed serving Bill Murray.
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Don't worry, it'll get unboring then boring again. |
when you're blue and got nothin' to do, head into the party life
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goodmorning all
let's have the most beautifull day ever shine in my empire that is why the empire is build for to be equal with light and it speed i'm going to wait for the postman to begin the day like the philosophy of evolghost - it will get unboring then boring again don't worry all life after 2011/11/11 counts as future time in these ... what they later in 2200 call..'early platforms' have no fear |
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what? what then...? who can answer this billion $ question goes home with .... a cinema home sytem what then? let me tell you what then you wake up in the far future here with me life is good we got to keep going most places have water and food and hospitals with doctors normally an animal don't need more to survive with this luxury so the animal must relativate the world he/she lives in with same species like and be happy what is already develloped in modern technology with help the animal to modernize now it's only waiting for 7 billion people to use modern technology the right way for the increase of IQ ok i repeat to sapians use of moderntechnology is for more IQ |
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Kim's shirt is ungrammatical.
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LOL!
Kid sells his kidney for iPhone and iPad... http://gizmodo.com/5899739/chinese-k...-renal-failure |
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^^ still i need to think if i would go to bed with her
no the answer is NO |
Why not? Because she has a little facial hair.
You do know that happens to women, right? Haven't you ever seen your mother shave? |
small tits
too small |
no my mother is a sick ugly potatoe
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You can't put yr dick in tits, son.
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Actually, disregard that. You can. I have.
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uhuhm
ok as you are more experienced in these i'll follow your advise unless the woman ask it herself tha'isss ha ha ha |
Mama
Say That You Love Me. Say It!!!!!! |
don't bring me up to the piont that i break up into tears
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They do ask, gast. They beg.
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:( bou hou hou mammy
why is life so cruel? WHY? |
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while holding hands and also go to the movies |
those woman
they don't want sex anymore these days they want tv-lookelikes and then they write down on datingsites that they look for guys that look like Vin Diesel or other hollywood hunks bla bla bla |
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yes i could be nice to her like to everyone else tha'isss |
after the stone age and now computer age
i really hope that there will be cool girls walking around on the planet making it worth to be here if not so be it i'm still in paradise |
thank god I'm a TV look_alike.
Seriously. I'd be useless if I wasn't pretty. |
all that is ugly will get nowhere in life
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not you
you pretty face there is a future waiting for you |
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