i am going to be happy if my joystick arrives tomorrow

I am the alpha and the omega.

Z*BEAM

you can't rly go wrong with a DeNiro film from the 70's.
all of them are amazing. later his career had its moments (CASINO) but nothing compares.
btw, i would take Casino over Goodfellas anyday. am i the only one? never understood why Goodfellas is much more acclaimed..

time make some fries
let farts and listen to music

ain't there a girl missing in the picture?
you might think
you might wonder
well there is no
as i am high IQ and wave into modern scientific experience of life
to explain myself in a sofisticated way
so lower iq people understand me

i can't do nothing about the fact that i'm high in IQ
as girls can't do nothing about that to understand my world

it's up to me to go out for a girl
i'm working on it
there is a girl i would like to love
if i meet her someday sure will try to kiss her and maybe kidnap her

ohhh, hopefully she doesn't get a relationship with a baboon, who turns into an alcholic and beats her

nooooooooo..... leave my dreamgirl alone you baboon

my worries about a beautifull girl
ahh how sweet of me

reminds me of Genteel Death's fav song of the year. :p :p

..jking. don't destroy me Genteel.

Girls didn't invent England?

things started to smell
it was the water in the kitchen

you see what happens if the woman doesn't clean the house
if i die of some bacteria breaking out in the kitchen
know
that this is because of woman

and so the oh so mighty alpha males
who fought with lions & dragons to save the woman
are now reduced to play toy

i feel small
a woman better clean my house quick
the best would be one with a clean compulsive disorder
( if she pays her own medication tha'iss )

i feel like i'm nothing
stardust that is laughed away by echo's of mad mans laughter

let's hope i have summer like borat
the only light in the tunnel i see from here


ps the good thing is I have no body hair

I think I am still a little sad that I missed serving Bill Murray.

Don't worry, it'll get unboring then boring again.

when you're blue and got nothin' to do, head into the party life

goodmorning all
let's have the most beautifull day ever
shine in my empire
that is why the empire is build for
to be equal with light and it speed

i'm going to wait for the postman
to begin the day

like the philosophy of evolghost - it will get unboring then boring again

don't worry all life after 2011/11/11 counts as future time in these ... what they later in 2200 call..'early platforms'

have no fear

what if i'm blue, noth'ing to do, and have no money for a party?
what?
what then...?

who can answer this billion $ question goes home with ....
a cinema home sytem

what then?
let me tell you what then
you wake up in the far future here with me
life is good
we got to keep going
most places have water and food and hospitals with doctors
normally an animal don't need more to survive with this luxury

so the animal must relativate the world he/she lives in with same species like
and be happy what is already develloped in modern technology with help the animal to modernize

now it's only waiting for 7 billion people to use modern technology
the right way
for the increase of IQ

ok i repeat to sapians
use of moderntechnology is for more IQ

Kim's shirt is ungrammatical.

LOL!
Kid sells his kidney for iPhone and iPad...

http://gizmodo.com/5899739/chinese-k...-renal-failure

^^ still i need to think if i would go to bed with her
no
the answer is NO

Why not? Because she has a little facial hair.

You do know that happens to women, right?

Haven't you ever seen your mother shave?

small tits
too small

no my mother is a sick ugly potatoe

You can't put yr dick in tits, son.

Actually, disregard that. You can. I have.

uhuhm
ok as you are more experienced in these
i'll follow your advise
unless the woman ask it herself tha'isss
ha ha ha

Mama
Say That You Love
Me.
Say It!!!!!!

don't bring me up to the piont that i break up into tears

They do ask, gast. They beg.

:( bou hou hou mammy
why is life so cruel?
WHY?

but would you take long walks on the beach with her
while holding hands
and also go to the movies

those woman
they don't want sex anymore these days
they want tv-lookelikes
and then they write down on datingsites
that they look for guys that look like Vin Diesel or other hollywood hunks

bla bla bla

i'm a nice person i don't discriminate anyone
yes i could be nice to her like to everyone else
tha'isss

after the stone age and now computer age
i really hope that there will be cool girls walking around on the planet
making it worth to be here
if not
so be it
i'm still in paradise

thank god I'm a TV look_alike.

Seriously. I'd be useless if I wasn't pretty.

all that is ugly will get nowhere in life

not you
you pretty face
there is a future waiting for you