I'll try that now.

^^ lawlz wtf

I was looking for a funny pic to depict the fact that I have to pee...
I got this... How's that for totally irrelevant?!

I'm being stalked by a clingy bitch. Halp.

we invited some boys up to our condo tonight and one of them got so drunk he fucking pissed his pants. we got it all on tape too.

poor kid is going to be sooo embarressed when he wakes up tomorrow.

you should have pissed on his face.

and when he wakes up tell him that he pissed all over his self. and tell him he was curled up in a ball and somehow managed to piss on his own face because of the awkward position he was in.

Even better, make a quick run and buy a box of Depends and give them to him.

Tell her you know she's following you. Trust me, she'll stop.

Are Stump worth checking out?

a married woman is trying to fuck me.

I was informed that my rendition of Tina Turner's intro to Proud Mary is "scary".

I take this to mean "spot on".

Me and Mrs....Mrs. JOOOONNEEESSSS

Today in Sex Ed (Religion Class). My religion teacher accidentally said cum.

I swear there is a lyric "cum into your open sore" in one of the songs I've been listening to but I can't remember which one.

I'm on Easter break sucka.

GODDAMMIT!!! I have an ear canal infection and I see Morrissey live tomorrow night! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111

It's for the best.

















:)

Ha. We are now too, today was our last day.

Just cuz I have an ear infection doesn't mean I'm not going or that I won't be able to hear it.

Also, did anyone know that marijuana is a natural ear ache cure?