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Quote of the day:

"Because I enjoy seeing both people and animals sufferrrrr....and you my friends are both! Bliww Bliww Bloovareeeeeeee" -Krang

put a clown in a barrel with a sedated wolf and let it sit in a wine cellar for a fortnight. guess what you get

Independence?

pretentious indie lyrics?

I did a google image search for "emo sucks" and this came up. why? is that pete wentz?

i don't know who that is, but i dislike you for posting it

sorry. here is one for ya

yes! positive rep points would be issued, but i give you too much apparently

I'll let the question run for about oh .. let's say between 30 mins to 3 hours and then I'll post the answer with a prize.

"the battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. the television screen is the retina of the mind's eye. therefore, the television screen is part of the physical structure of the brain. therefore, whatever appears on the television screen emerges as raw experience for those who watch it. therefore, television is reality, and reality is less than television."

i fucking forgot i asked this question and promised a prize, sorry. there is no prize. the question was nonsense.

i saw a really great ass today. like fantastic... mmm... it was some chick in those thin sweatpants things... on her way to the beach so she had on a tube top and those thin sweatpants over her bikini, and she stopped and jiggled her ass on her way into the convenience store... i have no idea why, maybe to amuse her friend who was with her, or because she saw me staring. i didn't know what to do, it was magnificent and i couldn't look away, and then she just does a little Beyonce bounce thing... it made my day

It's nice to know that men are still fixated with the ass. Who cares about personalities these days? It's all about getting laid, Right? I mean, who wants to spend the rest of their lives with one person? Who cares about LOVE?

This sarcastic, bitchy, headache-induced post brought to you by terriblycranz!

I only just noticed the Top 10 option in the user profile.

LOVE was acquired by Hallmark, Disney, and Hustler Magazine in a three-way hostile takeover in 1985.

Oh, and:

^ The Easter Bunny. 1 week late though, shit!

dat ass