"Sometimes a lollipop is just a lollipop."

He added: "Apparently 400 years ago people put cats behind walls to ward off witches. It clearly works as, since we have lived in the village, we have not seen sight or sound of any witches."

FUCK YES.

"I guess I sorta lied when I said it's not that bad."

Let me explain:
This is the number 2, ok? He runs a coffee shop. And this is the number 9.. and 9 is a customer, right?
One day 9 comes in a 2 goes "I don't have a coffee house no more. I have a knife-fighting academy"
And number 9 goes "But I want coffee!"
Then number 2 goes "NO!.. I'm gonna slice you... and learn how to slice others!!"
And 9 goes "I can't, I gotta get outta here!"
Then 2 goes "You can't! I locked the door!

Ozzy ousborne's long lost clone?

One of these things is not like the other....

Woah, I dont think I've ever seen this many people on the board at once

Today was great.

Some new Sonic action and an amazing series comeback by the Caps...oh yes.

The beer doesn't hurt either.

I can't believe I just saw the hoff's camel toe.

:(

rob instigator - scroll at yr own risk

is it weird if the wrinkles on my scrotum are perfectly parallel?

I hate becoming emotionally invested.

QFT

Anyone seen Delocated (great show by the geniuses behind Xavier: Renegade Angel and Wonder Showzen)? I just watched the whole 1st season on youtube. Albini's in an episode! Can't remember which one, I think it was ep. 6.

It's a puppy! It's a flashlight! It's a puppy-flashlight! Brought to you by the good people of South Korea
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30463427/?gt1=43001

MORE TIRED CAPS LOCK WARRIORS RESIGNED TO TOILETS HAT DON'T FLUSH ALL THE SHIT DOWN THAT WE ARE SOMEHOW FULL OF UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE SUN UNLESS YOU ARE IN THE MOON

steady shaking with
a quivered grip and a
total lack of trust in every stitch of genome

just look at the letters/ how close to
gnome
soon
all of them
will come alive
and the will rip open your throats with leam short muscle
and swift bites

Good show there.

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